Companion Cubes are as loyal as the day is long. Only the cake is a lie. Companion Cubes are true. It’s not my fault that you can’t hold onto your Companion Cube carefully. Have you tried using that gun with the funny orange and blue lights on it? It makes holding your Companion Cube MUCH easier.

Take that BACK you dirty hippie! Everyone knows that cubes make the best companions, especially those lovable companion cubes!!! Freak. Ghosts indeed... (insert rant about playing an open world game as a homicidal goat here) (mic drop)

Fresh candy corn is fantastic. You’re a moron. Just because I don’t like something, it doesn’t automatically make it awful. Anyone comparing candy corn to wax needs to eat a mouthful of wax. BTW, do you like skittles? The primary ingredient there IS wax. You can make candy corn at home and it doesn’t involve wax. Your…

Has anyone looked at the bottom of their shoes? ;)

I’d love to have a Google search contest. That would be hella fun.

To great effect in running away. My son has cleats and they help him chase the soccer ball. :p. (I chuckled when you carried on the soldier reference!)

Awesome. Awesome at running away, maybe.

This! Times a million! Sure, sometimes careful manipulation works. When it doesn’t their is the booming voice of command and my will be done! (It’s the same as the alpha dog voice.) :)

Possibly, but there are lots of people that can afford to buy the home, but can’t afford the 20% down payment or even 3% down payment. We were first starting out when we bought our home and we went with a VERY low down payment. We were fine. We were able to refinance our 30 year loan down to a 10 year loan and…

Is it the smell that leaves or your ability to smell?

...and now I also have $7 more dollars towards eBooks.

...and now I also have $7 more dollars towards eBooks.

Of the ones I have, this is my favorite.

I’ve never had that problem. Sometimes getting it in is a bit tricky. Oh, we’re talking about car chargers?

I’ve never had that problem. Sometimes getting it in is a bit tricky. Oh, we’re talking about car chargers?

Silicone has a thermal conductivity of 130 W/(M*C). Titanium has a thermal conductivity of 19W/(M*C). So how about some titanium impregnated silicone gloves and get the overall thermal conductivity down to somewhere around 50?

Silicone has a thermal conductivity of 130 W/(M*C). Titanium has a thermal conductivity of 19W/(M*C). So how about…

I just bought a new bike. This post is quite timely for me. Thanks!

I just bought a new bike. This post is quite timely for me. Thanks!

I just made molasses sugar cookies yesterday. I knew, from experience, that the recipe I had made a very thin cookie and I wanted a little more lift. I added half again as much baking soda and it came out fine. The cookies had more lift and there was no change to the taste of the cookies. If we were talking about…

Why not just add a little extra baking soda or baking powder for lift? The tip about oil is interesting, but oil doesn’t bring any flavor to the party. Clarified Butter on the other hand might just be the best of both?

Or you know I made a typo in haste.

I get it. Thursday is Troll Day at Gawker media. The writers are unleashed and allowed to troll the audience. Good one. I always thought Thursday was Thor’s day... of course. I get it.

I had a pair of those that were stolen and they sounded great. I could give two shits how they look to someone else. I care how they work and the fact that they could be paired with two different devices meant I could easily listen to something on my phone or my computer without pairing procedures. So, yea, your…