I’m fully convinced that cops are some of the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet.

“I’m very sorry that you caught me doing shit I wasn’t supposed to do, and I vow to never again get caught doing that particular shit.”

Milwaukee Police Chief Alfonso Morales held a presser this evening and released a statement apologizing for the unnecessary force used on Brown.

They are hilariously projecting their thoughts about how ugly Sanders is

I’d like to see an AI be given actual motor controls, like a mechanical hand, where they then have to learn how to use a controller in order to properly play.

Toys R Us’s story is so sad because their demise wasn’t even their fault. They’re only collapsing because so much of their profit margin has been gobbled up by debt payments caused by the debt that they were saddled with when Bain Capital bought them back out in ‘05. They were never able to update themselves because…

To sum up what this guy said ⬆ “Aliens can’t be real because I love Jesus”.

Ummm...Embiid, Simmons, Lebron? I’d take my chances for a title with that.

My favorite of all-time, in the ACC tourney title game:

The message it’s sending is that they can do whatever they want to do and that men who have a problem with it should drop the fuck dead. The end.

She’s doing both. And if it was really about gaming, the “real gamers” wouldn’t need to worry about losing views/donations to the ‘boobie streamers’. There’s also this amazing thing on Twitch that is the ability to not watch channels that you don’t want to watch.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

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I had a turbo Daytona Shelby when the first movie came out. These kids were newly interested in the turbo noises and BOV sounds coming from my car. Suddenly there were a lot of people interested in my car, asking questions, eager to know how it worked, what parts did what. It was cool to crack open that interest with…

Aww thanks folks!

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