These Yoenis Cespedes off-season updates have yet to get old. I still crack a smile every time I see his latest shenanigans.

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

Ok, but the CTE risk for modern baseball is incredibly low. Olde timey dudes fucked themselves up (running into brick walls, getting beaned in the head without a helmet, going full Pete Rose into catchers, etc.), but that stuff has all been greatly ameliorated. Obviously, people get concussions these days (Ryan…

“Ed O’Bannon ruined that for all of us,” Herbstreit says. “And hopefully we can get that fixed.”

I like it when rich white guy says the unpaid heavily poor and heavily black underling almost-human shouldn’t get paid. And when said rich white guys speaks for every college player, black and white because he knows what every single one of them thinks and believes. He is truly a marvel to behold.

Talk about a double standard. Manley probably won’t even get suspended for this. But If a white guy said it, he would get the Republican nomination for president.

This is the correct reaction.

Who said I support what Greg Hardy et. al. did? That’s a grossly inaccurate assumption of me but hey, I wouldn’t expect you to know any better.

“I know you all want to ask about the Checkers in my past, but you won’t have Mixon to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference. I will say that I regret that missing this season will make my highlights tape 18 1/2 minutes shorter than otherwise.”

I mean, they’re taking cues from the NFL, because they’re the professionals.

I don’t think she’s a stunner either but he obviously disagrees. She does seem smart (though completely tactless) and she’s obviously a freak in bed. Maybe he loves her? Its kind of refreshing to see a pro athlete’s wife that not some idiot Barbie spitting out kids and shopping.

I know it's not at all PC, but I think it's dope that she's so devoted to her husband that she's not afraid to come unglued watching his team.

In an alternate timeline, Miko hooks up with Marques Slocum instead of Brent Grimes and their union produces the most beautiful passages of obscenity the world has ever known.

ir’s because twitter didnt have a 48 hour bitch fest like after odell beckham. NFL punishment is correlated with how much negative social media coverage the incident generated

class is overrated. screw norman. OBJ was in the wrong for his own actions for sure, but Norman hasn’t said a word of contrition. OBJ may be immature as hell, but Norman comes across as someone desperate to get the recognition he feels he deserves.

I agree - well written overall, and despite not having allegiance to either of these teams, I wouldn’t apologize to Norman either, but I am stubborn as hell

Here’s my almost completely baseless theory on what set Beckham off. In the last few weeks there have been far too many dumbasses on the internet saying all sorts of homophobic bullshit about OBJ’s sexuality, and I’m certain he knows about all that. And I think Norman and Finnegan did too, and they hurled gay slurs at…

ODB is a big baby, jesus.

As a human being, I have sympathy for Robert Griffin the III.