Little Jack Warner’s
Down in Chaguanas
Sipping a fruity cocktail;
Five years since the quakes,
This man on the take’s
Still claiming the check’s in the mail.

At this point is there really anything that you wouldn’t believe FIFA is capable of? When you cross the “RPG’s for votes” line you’ve definitely stepped into cadre of super villains territory.

The last time Morocco got screwed by Europe, it also involved a Desert Fox.

In some smaller countries, people have come to expect a certain amount of corruption in their government officials and see it as the price of doing business. Warner (who coincidentally was my grandmother’s MP for a while) made himself into a major power broker and kingmaker in T&T politics. The ruling party had a…

The fact that they’re a lesbian couple doesn’t preclude Griner having a biological connection - as you stated, there was the possibility that Johnson was pregnant as a result of Griner’s egg and sperm from a third party.

Strawberry, Gooden, and Hernandez.

He’s essentially Clay Davis, right?

This is quickly turning into a race to see which corrupt-as-all-hell POS official can spill the most beans faster than any other corrupt-as-all-hell POS official. Last one there gets the most rotten jail sentence!

So he basically just admitted to taking dirty money from FIFA to put himself in a cushy government job? Never change, Warner.

A Trinidadian here. He is referencing Ghandhi because our embarrassing, self-aggrandizing, pretentious Prime Minister does so all the time. Warner is basically being a shady bastard.

I’m starting to love this guy - sure he’s a shitbag, but you have to appreciate the earnest feeling in his Onion video and the time honored “I have important stuff that can hurt you, but it’s with my friends - so if you kill me or make me vanish all of it will be released” .... just classic stuff

It’s like a ship sinking. Everyone scrambling over one another to stay above water.

“Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?”

With character vouching referees like Jack on his side - Sepp’s got nothing to worry about. And could FIFA find a more humble, unassuming, informed and articulate person as their champion? ...I doubt it.

Jack Warner is so crooked he screws his pants on in the morning.

Did he forget that his sons have already pleaded guilty and are seeking a plea deal? Maybe he didn’t read about that on The Onion?

He was a major politician in Trinidad whose time in office has been marred by, predictably, corruption scandals.

It makes it much harder to be deported, among other things.

Four words: Foreign. Corrupt. Practices. Act.

And there’s still so much other Jack Warner stuff that wasn’t included, stuff like: