Consider me intrigued. Rather enjoyed the book, didn’t actively dislike the movie, and I still load up L4D 2 every so often and run through a few maps just because it’s so damn fun.

Still not as fun as going to Universal Studios’ Islands of Adventure. They have Moe’s Tavern and serve Duff*.

The only acceptable popcorn powder for me is bone meal from my enemies that I have slain in combat.

Exactly how I feel at this moment.

I figured you would just acquire a recently deceased lamb and slather it in frosting...

As I recall, they got Marco Sturm and one or two other scrubs in exchange for Thornton. Obviously, Sturm is no Joe Thornton (putting up roughly half the points per year), but he wasn’t a bad player.

Clearly, you need a weird JDM van from Duncan Imports. And I can only assume Torch would have suggested something similar if he were to be asked. In this case, I have selected the Nissan Vanette. 

I’mma let you finish, but the best rendition of Africa was performed on root vegetables.

To be fair, pretty much everyone is hitting at will against the Red Sox so far this year.

Another tip, here’s what got my girlfriend to start going back to the dentist after a few years without: She searched for one that performed what was called “Sedation Dentistry” in our area. They don’t knock you out completely unless it is absolutely necessary, but they will prescribe an oral sedative or use nitrous…

Where else can you down four or five of those tiny, succulent onion-topped burgers besides a White Castle?

Yeah, you’re right. They should have just shot him.

That’s a charge that’s...how should I say it...not new. Historically, it was usually called resisting arrest without violence. As far as I know, it is a misdemeanor in Florida (and in most other states). Some states have lumped it in with obstruction, in that the law includes preventing firefighters, EMT’s and…

My girlfriend is also lactose intolerant. I usually buy the ultra-pasteurized whole milk, which is lactose free and doesn’t seem to cause any problems. As a side bonus, because we don’t actually consume a ton of milk in our house, it doesn’t go to waste because the ultra-pasteurized stuff is good for about two months…

The perfect answer to an “oh dear, they can’t possibly be serious in asking this” question.

Look on the bright side. After they go 3-79 next year, tickets will be available for the 2020-21 season at an immense discount.

I can help you with that last question.

...or you disagree with me and are wrong.

I’m in. I’ll bring the beer.

Taken as a whole, Kate clearly wins this one. I would gladly eat all 5 of those on a burger at once.