I look forward to seeing everyone in town wear Kings gear for another 2-3 weeks, then return to their bandwagon Warriors gear shortly thereafter.

That Hurricane Michael reference...just...wow.

This is a fully acceptable answer.

Never seen Virtue ciders out here in northern California. They might not have distribution out here, but I’ll keep my eyes open for it.

My personal favorite is “The Saint” from Crispin. A nice maple kick, and fermented with Trappist-style Belgian yeasts. I don’t know how widely available it is, but it’s delicious. I was bummed to see them bought by MillerCoors, but they’re still making a great product.

Unless, of course, someone at the party was the editor-in-chief of Whale Penis Quarterly.

It’s a Dartz Kombat.

Latvian is totally different, too, maybe a bit bigger of an engine, with a worse battery.

Good to see Steve Bartman commenting here on Deadspin.

I would actually have a first-born child just to sell them for this car.

Because it’s so light, it tips the scales at about 1,940 lbs

Another one I would toss out there (that I know you’ve discussed before): Get a flight if you aren’t sure what you want.

No, it unfortunately doesn’t make perfect sense.

Never have, likely never will. The high school I graduated from is about 3,000 miles away, we had a graduating class of 105 students, and the ones I’ve cared about staying in touch with are a simple text or Facebook message away.

“You’re supposed to be Bill Cosby when you’re a junior and senior in high school,” Graham continued...

Really gunning for that moral high ground, huh?

Tums are indeed a magical thing. I always carry a roll with me any time I’m going to go out for adult beverages. If it’s an all-day expedition, I usually bring two rolls, because as soon as my drinking comrades see me pop one or two, they will almost invariably ask for one themselves.

I use PB2 powdered peanut butter. 1 pound for every 5 gallons of beer. Obviously, it rehydrates in the wort, so you'll want to move to a secondary fermenter prior to bottling or kegging. Otherwise, it will gum up your lines.

“This answer is the correct answer. I mean....quack.”