Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).

HOLY SCHNIKES! Button remapping, finally. I can't think of an example right now, but I know there are some games with weird button layouts that I hate. And for all those that have a disability, this will hopefully makes things a little more manageable! Good on you Sony.

Don't wear flip-flops next time and you'll probably win.

A Prius will smoke me off the line without even trying.

Videogame development in a big, harsh, rotten nutshell:

That is NOT how the second verse goes of that song.

exactly, road rage is meant perjoratively - this here is righteous anger.

small quibble, "road rage" implies losing it over some trivial driving faux pas. Someone rear-ending you at a stop light is grounds for maximum apeshit fury.

Kid: AHHH MY NECK, MY BACK, AHHHHH!!!.... Wait, he doesn't have insurance?!

These "What Would You Do?" episodes have gotten way over the top

Every new paragraph starts off way that gives you the urge to import something illegally until you get to the "here's the problem" part and the urge goes away. Nice emotional roller coaster ride, this column and well written as always, Doug.

How classless. Seriously - think what you want about whether or not Beck was your favourite artist this year, he won the fucking award. No one fucking cares about what you think, Kanye. You just turned someone else's personal achievement into your moment - AGAIN.

Jay's face though.

Because then they can't make millions of people spend $20 of a bunch of bits and bytes. They make much more money that way

and to think you could have spent that $20 on an actual Transformer.

They should make these types of RNG purchases count as gambling (the fact that you can't win real money makes it worse) and that games that include them get an AO rating.

Well, how did you know there would be a gun there? Did you happen to find it casually or did you research it out of frustration?

If it's the former, then... I don't think it's that hard to imagine other people will take different routes when they explore considering it's a fully 3D game that allows you to go in…

Some people enjoy playing the game progressively instead of googling where guns spawn.