I’m no doctor (I’m more like a clown fart with a law degree) but why not just give Sarah a goddamn lung?

"No kid should have to die just because of an inflexible policy that prevents their doctors from performing a lifesaving operation."

"Dr. Roberts worries that Sarah may die if she gets an adult lung transplant, but she’ll definitely die if she doesn’t. I’m no doctor (I’m more like a clown fart with a law degree) but why not just give Sarah a goddamn lung?"

This is not anything that should be decided by POTUS

I am waiting for the Prancercize 5K to help injured wildlife. If that's not a thing, it should be.

GOD. I am so sick of hearing every single news network characterize this as a "Result of a controversy between Komen and Planned Parenthood." NOPE. This is the result of a tone-deaf and utterly stupid decision by the Komen right-wing nutjobs. THE END. It is not Planned Parenthood's "fault." At All.

Are we seriously presenting this as anything other than ridiculously obvious satire? This is getting annoying as shit. Said obvious satire has become for credulous progressives what chain e-mails about Kenyan relatives swearing Obama is a Muzlin are to credulous conservatives. Let's start fucking acting like the…

What I would give to cuddle up as the middle of that sandwich.

I would probably maybe do anything Tom Hiddleston asked me to. Within reason.

Can't, he has lap band.

People actually use this meme to dismiss people's feelings? I only use it when someone's like, "ugh, iPod plug in my car is broken, have to listen to the radio for ten while minutes now, gross" type complaints - you don't say that shit to someone who's genuinely hurting, man. It should be reserved for little non-issue…

Hair full of secrets.

I hope they use the money to hire a competent web designer.

She lives near Norman, Oklahoma. I know it seems like a backwater shit hole but they have electricity, internet, Scientologists, queers, Muslims, Swingers clubs, drugs, Sushi, guns, Aids, buttsex, Pinkberry, etc. Pretty much like any other suburb with a population of 113,000 which sits next to a city with 600,000…

Because Amanda Bynes is so adamant about showing her beautiful new nose, I never believe the sunglasses wearing photos are her. But, is it worse or better to be Amanda Bynes looking like that or an impersonator looking like Amanda Bynes looking like that?

The Japanese monastery and "I'm just a normal mother" quotes are the best. They give me life.

We don't hate her. But she is ridiculous. Here are just a sampling of her greatest personal quotes:

Cue the "Where are her parents? Why aren't they doing anything?!" responses. Family members cannot do anything in situations like this unless the person is a danger to her/himself or others. Doing drugs and acting crazy (but not in a way that puts herself or others in danger) does not qualify as such, no matter how…

When did Brad Pitt turn into Don Johnson?

"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact…