Uh, yeah. Such a good film. The Southern Gothic backdrop, Nicole Kidman, the blocking, ugh, I loved it!

Yup.

Wait, so if I have something that can chop the spine (and therefore glue) off of all my old mass markets, can I just toss the pages in the regular recycle and throw out the spines? I have SO MANY and am completely happy to do this if it means easier recycling.

Yes, this is the real thing!!! So hot.

Sadly, this is not Hiddles. It's a cosplay actor. But this does seem like something he would do :)

I'm very fond of Princess Monster Truck:

My god when he falls of the branch at :35 I DIED OF CUTE.

Finally. It felt like they were filming this for like two years.

The way his little feet-flippers curl like toes! Ahhhh!!!

I wear that ALL THE TIME. It's back, wear it as much as you like!

Bull terriers!!!! They're the best! (not biased because I have one, I swear!)

Is Rihanna missing half of her eyebrow?

Roomba vacuums up the dirt, kitty tail polishes the floor.

I just read The Daughter of Time earlier this year and got totally into everything about Richard III, and literally right after I read it they announced that the found remains were undoubtably his. This sounds awesome!

I'm not sure I understand how this harness/strap/boobwrangling contraption works. Is it holding the towel against her? or the bags? Or is it holding up her top? So confusing!

Dude, this was posted at noon. It's still early in weekend Jez land. Besides, this was probably put together yesterday. Give it a few minutes.

I was just going to make a similar comment. I don't want kids, I find them to be frequently annoying, and the idea of pregnancy is just ugh to me, but I know some of my best friends will be having kids soon and damnit, I'm going to be the best friendaunt to their kids that ever existed.

I don't want to because FU PASSIVE VOICE.

Just co-signing the milk of magnesia thing. I use it pretty regularly on my nose and where it meets my face-face because of the insane amount of oil I get there and it keeps it nice and matte for forever.

Here's an idea, Johnny Depp: Instead of "quitting acting," why don't you try playing a different character than the one you've been playing over and over for the last decade?