Looks like she's still got some upper teeth, so I bet she gets canned food and gobbles it up like a typical doggy. I worked at an animal hospital for a few years and dogs really don't care about what they're missing (a leg, ear, eye, tail etc), they adapt very quickly and just want cuddles, food, love and a comfy bed.

I love how John Hurt looks like a homeless photobomber in this pic.

"Oh, now's not a good time, I want to go to Burning Man—Shut up, Tim!"

I have a strange feeling that Leo is going to turn into the Marlon Brando of our time.

I kind of hope you were also just watching the bris episode of Seinfeld that was just on TBS.

I clicked on the Lohan link and under the article was a link to an article titled, "Katie Holmes' Knee Vagina?"

I'm guessing exact replica in terms of interior design, but not functional structure/engines/all that jazz.

Ah, butt sniffing. The universal equalizer.

Oh my god, Lana Del Rey, stand up straight.

They can trace the internet!

Yup. I'm lucky to have a friend who does hair at a swanky salon and who cuts mine for free. I usually go for a loooong time between cuts, though, because I don't want to take advantage of her generosity too much, and it's actually been about a YEAR since I've gotten my hair cut. It's grown out amazingly, and people…

I spent a while on that site a few weeks ago wondering how I could come up with the ~$10,000 to have them send me a fox. You have to provide them with a little place to dig burrows and stuff in the dirt and omg ahhhh!!!!cute!!

Most veteranarians aren't legally allowed to treat wild animals. They have to go to a wildlife rehabilitation center or a vet who is licensed to treat wildlife. I'm sure it's not that they didn't want to help but that they couldn't.

The photographer is the one doing the work in the second instance. It's a matter of the literal "doing" the work, not the situation. As in, she could hypothetically hire someone non-Jewish to apply the makeup, so long as she doesn't do it herself.

Every day should be Maya Rudolph day :-)

Oh Lohan, when even a low-rent "designer prom dress" line won't lend you a dress, you've fallen quite far.

You should not be allowed to hold office if you don't know the difference between "its" and "it's."

Okay, I think with Lohan the problem is finding a place where she can actually not remove herself from the program, and that's their interpretation of "lock down."

The worst hour and a half of my life in a movie theater ever! (Yes, I saw it in the theater.)

According to the Lindsay Lohan saga, there is unfortunately no such thing as "lock down rehab."