Yeah, apparently they're ethnically Chechen but have never actually lived there.

HIDDLES? Really?!

I used to have a terrible fear of flying that developed right after I was in a rollover on the interstate when I was 15. I didn't fly for five years, and in that time I actually missed three flights because I was too scared to get on the plane. I had the tickets in hand, and the morning of the flight I would panic and…

Just give me some Mad Dog 20/20 and I'm fine for wine.

Yeah, I actually have that EXACT same haircut (but brunette) and I find myself pinning the long fringe to the side whenever I'm not out in public. It's one of those constantly-pushing-your-hair-behind-your-ear styles. But it's cute!

Who decides and how do they decide who gets invited to these things? Like, I understand the cast, but there's always such a weird mix of people who attend.

Ah! I love that one! Still have my copy at my parents' house.

I LOVED Locked in Time!!!! I must have read it ten times.

Maybe they could offer rides by the weight of the groceries. Just a thought.

Best wishes to you, Roger Ebert. :-(

I want to meet a guy who thinks it's great to order three starters as a main.

Meowntagues.

What about when you don't eat all day because you're going out to dinner and you want to be able to eat the bread they bring when you sit down, an app and a couple of drinks along with your entree instead of being the person who stares at the bread and then orders a Caesar salad.

Fuck you.

Well, it sounds like there could be something actually medically wrong with you, so maybe you should see a doctor about it instead of bitching about the author's serious and legitimate concerns.

Also, clarinetist!