Ah yes like clockwork. When someone comes for “daddy” Splinter jumps to his defense. I mean you gotta do something to distract from those awful poll numbers right? Oh to all the Bros please don’t post that embarrassing graph of how ol Finger wagging is leading in some bullshit dollar donations across states with two…

Wow, the guy really is in an Ivory tower.

You’re a hypocrite, imagine if a man did this to a woman, this entire website would be calling for the death penalty.

Because I’m cynical, I’m convinced that Katy Perry will face zero consequences for this and it won’t affect her feminist cred in the slightest, just like how Mariah Carey faced zero consequences for sexually harassing and verbally abusing her (now former) security guard.

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

Oh super, here’s Jezebel’s daily Biden-is-the-worst post.

Damn, come on. I wish Obama was still in charge as much as anybody, but the man doesn’t owe us shit. For one thing, he’s doing a hell of a lot more than Netflix deals right now. He’s done more to help more Americans just since he left office than almost everyone reading this comment will do in their entire lives, the…

“Barack Obama isn’t around much these days, having mostly traded in a visible post-presidency platform for Netflix deals,”

Jesus, did Obama run over the Splinter office dog or something?

I thought Libby Watson wasn’t writing here anymore. 

Obama needs to go back where he came from (The White House)!

He also failed to mention any specific steps Americans could take to mitigate mass shootings, like background checks or red flag laws, policies he could spend his time championing loudly now that he’s no longer running the country.

Did somebody say 30-50 feral hogs?!?!?!?

“Conservative comedy” has always been an oxymoron. See: Dennis Miller, Jesse Watters.

The raw reality of firearms in America is that “banning guns” isn’t going to work. Not because it wouldn’t work if we could pull it off (gun control—especially stringent control—has seen significant rates of success in other nations), but because it’s a logistical impossibility. There are more guns than people in this…

But see if you’re too angry you’ll be branded as uncivil*, and that’s just terrible. The Dems may get labeled as radical and criticized in the press!

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

The wrong people die.

Instead of talking about comics, today: how’s about we talk about the fact that this page (among several others across the Kinjasphere, going back almost a year for me) is CONSTANTLY TRYING TO LOAD IN EXCESS OF TWENTY TO FORTY DIFFERENT AD-BASED DOMAINS AT ALL TIMES?