turtles are long-lived creatures.

“I could see her as Secretary of State or Defense”

This exactly. Its also why I don’t like Taylor Swift in general. There has always been something very entitled about her and her stans. Not to mention she is once again trying to gain from taking down a black man. If the number one spot was held by say Little Big Town or Ariana Grande I doubt any would be complaining…

“Lesbians love me. I’ve been with many lesbians. My vice president is a lesbian. Very humble. Not a lot of people know that, but it’s true.”

They’re only paying it lip service because Carroll is busy destroying her own credibility, talking about how sexy rape is and so on.  I absolutely get it that the SplinterKidz so desperately want something to stick to Trump (I was around when your grandparents were just as desperate to get something to stick to…

Glad to see you made this mostly about you. 

It’s an interview with a series of political operatives, politicians and advocates in South Carolina. Not sure how that amounts to attacking Harris compared to Warren or Biden. There are legitimate criticisms of Harris, the question is, are those critiques based on real concerns about her policy OR just an excuse for…

I would say the fact Corey Booker hasn’t managed to gain any traction would suggest that they are. If you can point to some brothers who seem to rock just like Kamala and get no blow back point them out.

I don’t really have any patience for this right now. Every single candidate on the Dem side, including freaking Tulsi Gabbard, is an incalculable improvement over Trump, who’s not only the worst president in US history but one of the worst leaders of a country in, at least, modern history. We can get back to our usual …

Does anybody other than yourself pass your societal purity test?  Colonoscopy cameras get jealous when they see how far up your own ass you are.

Not one mention of It’s Always Sunny in the article about dick towels? Bunch of jabronies!

I wish it had been an Always Sunny Dick Towel!

The thing that bugs me aboutbit is the author reads like the same hip leftier than thou type who'd be super offended if someone the said the same about say AOC. 

Go back and read the post. I specifically said this brand of feminism. Jezebel’s feminism is often times painfully white and cishet and this is a perfect example.

Nowhere did I say feminism, in general, was the issue. Reading comprehension is key.

We have the right to have an opinion about the substance of your opinion.

He quotes James Joyce! We can all agree that’s embarrassing!

Just get rid of him already, all these fucking people and their disgusting fucking edgy streams, learn some manners and laws because this shit is tiring.

Thanks for telling me that LGBTQ representation doesn’t mean anything Jezebel. Fuck this brand of “feminism”. 

despite the fact that he has accomplished almost nothing.

It’s Golden Corral, not Le Bernardin. She was probably dressed better than 90% of the customers.