Did Christie really think he’s the one that looks good in a story where he supposedly had to be stopped from assaulting a constituent that backed off by saying “just take care of the teachers”?

I know, I know.

90% of me was thrilled when I saw the headline that she’d do this.

Fuck off Willie Brown. The future of this country depends on removing Trump from office and you want to make shit about who you were lucky enough to date????

She’s single? You should tell her and her husband that.

NIxon Foundation’s like, we don’t know him, he’s a crook!

This obsessions with Pete Davidson’s junk is fucking creepy as shit.

The right would simultaneously applaud him for telling it like it is while denying he ever said the words he said.

HEY WHITE PEOPLE: DO BETTER

Or SCUTUS justice.

BINGO.

At least until they pull the damn micophones and sound system out.

I’ll have you know that lavender is one of my favorite fragrances. I’ve got lavender potpourri in my bathroom and I regularly burn lavender incense in my living room. So I’d gladly have my junk match the smell of my apartment.

This shit can’t change over night, true, but I do still firmly believe that the long arc of history bends towards justice, and in the next couple decades when an even browner America looks back on this timeframe, the MAGA hat, and the President it supports, will be seen as synonymous with racism.

Was that a MiG 17 taking down an F 15?

HOw bout we just get a Rebellion remake. That game was sorely underrated—-even if the space combat kinda sucked.

Look you abuse supporting asshole, NO ONE GETS A PASS!

It is mindboggling, but never surprising that while those in the criminal justice system should be infuriated by those that abuse their power, the system prefers to rally around them instead.

No calls to stop listening to Mariah?