Ha, this happened to me in Ibiza once, 80 euro for a 10 min ride into town.

Cabbie threatened to keep my suitcase (which was filled with 3 sets of swimming trunks, hangover remedies and about 4 white dress shirts. knowing it’s contents I said “Fine, keep it, go fuck yourself!”

8 or so months later my suitcase shows up…

Or you could just avoid all those complications with an app, stuff like that is why uber was created.

hahaha may I invite you then to the Philippines (especially in Manila) where you’ll experience the same thing?

The same reason that homosexual women generally use dildos. What that reason is, I don’t know, that’s too deep into the human mind for me.

I’m scratching my head trying to refute your irrefutable logic. I don't think it can be refuted.

Anyone who votes NP must turn in their Jalop card.

“Oh dearest Doug, I chortled so exhaustively at your most recent quip that I sprayed Capri Sun all about my parent’s basement... I mean, office, co-workers noticed. I know people”

Nah, fill it with ice and beer. That’s the redneck way.

I wanna know about the poor GM employees who bought the Cobalt. I would personally reward them for their courageous sacrifice.

Apple Juche is my favorite kind of Juche.

They don’t know any better. It’s like ugly dogs. Be kind to them anyway, for someday you may need your assistance when you need help choosing a printer and it’s the Prius people who wrote 900-word Amazon reviews because they have nothing better to do.

What’s relevant is that she has trashed the reputations of the women who have accused Bill of raping them while pretending to be a supporter of abuse victims. It matters.

I mean...I don’t think candidates’ and candidates’ spouses’ CONSENSUAL sex lives should play a part in an election, but like...Bill Clinton straight-up sexually assaulted some women back in his Arkansas days. I can’t just let that lie as part of his “sex life.”

Yeah, he should have seen this exact, ridiculous scenario coming from a mile away! What a moron!

Someone is very good at reading articles.

He mentioned that at the end of the week he’d be leaving for a long haul for fishing or boxing, or some hilarious combination of the two.

There’s a reason you don’t see that many on the road - it’s because they’re piles of shit. Sorry.

I’m truly shocked that people actually love Firebirds so passionately as to write poorly worded e-mails to blog contributors exclaiming their passions.

I so wish you hadn’t blurred this commentor. He/she/it (or something very much like him/her/it) bitches about almost every article I write with pretty much the exact same complaint. No editors? I think it’s worse that you can’t come up with more than one way to voice a complaint.

Great post. Thanks for sharing it.