My cat loves all food. He's also a horrible mooch and just generally a butt who refuses to learn good manners. He will climb ALL OVER YOU if you have food, just trying to get at that food. And then he tries to grab the plate. Or will smack your fork as you bring it to your mouth. And if you try to spray him with water…

Yeah, I thought she sounded pretty likable?

I predict the tabloids will still have "Angie baby bump? Inside her miracle pregnancy" on their covers.

She wrote the op-ed because she is one of the highest profile women in the world and therefore is in a unique position to raise awareness about a condition that could become fatal for millions of women... But you're totally right. "Sit down and shut up, woman" is a much more appropriate stance to make. Ugh.

With a toddler at home and my own hereditary concerns predisposing me to breast cancer I can absolutely identify with looking at it from your children's point of view. The last thing I want is to be sick and or die during their childhood. My mother was diagnosed at 32 and died at 48, and I was worried about her from…

Did you miss this part?: "After Jolie's last op-ed, there was a rash of conversation over whether mastectomies for women who carry the BRCA1 gene were really the best way to go; some women said Jolie inspired them to get tested and have the same surgery she had, and at least one study showed that Jolie had been the imp…

Hey James Brady I'm a feminist and I ADORE getting hysterical. I realize you're dead but suck it anyways.

Not for nothing, but the book is entirely about deconstructing the manic pixie dream girl trope, and the main character basically learns that projecting his Heroic Male Needs onto an actual human woman with intellectual dimension is pretty dumb. Someone complained to John Green on Tumblr that the trailer seems to have…

I just want to shout "YOU DO NOT LOVE HER! YOU APPARENTLY BARELY KNOW HER!"

"You had me at yolo"

Uh. So? Who gives a fuck? Plenty of businesses hire undocumented workers.

Suki's so fetch.

Everyone is a supermodel these days.

It's totally a real thing! I went to Sicily last summer and one time I was TRYING to say, "Good morning, I would like a cappuccino please" but instead I was all, "I oppose gay adoption, and synthetic babies are an abomination against God and nature." It was so embarrassing.

"...if I judged him based on the words that he misuses in our English language he wouldn't be here today."

Two physician MDs, 8 month old and a dog, in 700 sq ft one bedroom.

Wouldn't it have to be dead to be that color? That, or just fake.

Oh lord. That's fucking sad. Babies are such a handful and the nerve of him to not tell you anything! Urgh! I'm so sorry.

I was seeing one of my longtime best guy friends (whom I'd kissed a couple times over the course of our friendship, but had just started, like, being with in any more significant capacity). He told me that he loved me quickly. The whole thing was very intense. I'd been hearing rumors from mutual friends that he was…

"I thought they invented the feminist movement. I've learned feminism disproportionately from black women,"