Fashion is exactly as much bullshit in exactly the same way. I'm glad people wear and do stupid shit. It adds variety and if it's too stupid, ignoring it is as easy as not looking. Go start a cult if you want everyone there to wear the same thing. Then go out in public so I can gawk.

The cat represents obviousness.

Originality has nothing to do with derivativeness, so that's an irrelevant point.

WebGL is put under strict limitations to keep that from happening. Your computer's graphics card or chip is dying.

Or he does want to. Or he wants to do something else or the other thing. Turns out that when a dude doesn't say anything, that doesn't mean we know what he would say if he did!

I think they're taking it in a pretty modern way. It's not important to either of them that they're the genetic sire - they both want to be the actual father of a child with Jones. Of course that should be resolved in a much more mature way but, you know, farce.

I assume that, like Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter and Donald Trump, it's politics through opposition. If it either pisses off some liberal or what you think is a liberal or makes any person think you're an idiot who doesn't know anything about the topic (proving they are a liberal), then it must be great conservative…

Yes, you just need to abstract people with complex and conflicting political theories into a narrow enough cohort to say whatever you want about them. I'm helping make discourse better!

There's actual and de facto slavery everywhere on Earth right now - about 12 to 30 million people. You might say it's not legal, but I think that a government should be described based on what it does instead of what it says, and in that context many governments do enable slavery.

I've seen confederate flags on trucks in British Columbia. With B.C. plates. I mean, it IS idiocy, so of course it wouldn't make sense.

Of course, that miracle magical mystery juice deep in the core of the Earth! Nobody knows what it is, but we do know that wherever it exists, life is sure to follow!

"God damnit, now WE forgot to install the latest anti-virus updates and have been undone during our own invasion to acquire resources to support our dying world! The dramatic irony is SICK NASTY!"

So in their funeral rites, instead of music playing as mourners gather round the grave while the coffin slowly lowers, would you have the mourners parked around a car crusher?

I like that they instantly went to partying, like a teenager when their parents leave for a weekend. "Oh fuck, Moses is back. Quick, hide those beer bottles! Get rid of that joint! Jesus Christ, when did we make a calf out of fucking GOLD?"

Oh please, that's clearly metaphorical. Now let me tell you about my literal interpretation of the Bible…

I like "cake". Because I like cake!

Yeah, she criticised Bay once so she needs to be humiliated forever or goodbye Hollywood. I get it.

People with anxiety disorder?

Is milk all you ever buy when you go to the store?

It can be two things!