Oh I get it, it's going to be from the perspective of the zombies! Innocently trying to get a meal, then some dickberg with a war crime for a T-shirt pulls you back and you bet he deserves some of that attention.

"Diese dumme Arschloch Juden halten stehlen meine Witze auf Twitter!" - Adolf Hitler, 1937

But James Marsden saved his wife from all those… the west! I don't know really, I mostly just watched Red Dead Redemption videos for people flying in the skies and donkeys that believe they are other animals.

Nobody wins when Pizza Hut's delivered on time.

"Ow! This toast is really sharp!" *horror sting*

It's really getting tedious. If a movie's budget is more than $50 million, it has to be an origin story and fit into an exceptionally rigid template for it to get funding. Soon they're going to go all the way back to the big bang, because audiences apparently can't be counted on to understand where these atoms they're…

Miguel Ferrer. No physical resemblance, but he's one of the only actors I know who can play an incredibly intelligent person and actually seem to be incredibly intelligent. His role in Traffic's a great example of that.

The consequences for lying are incredibly minor, compared to the benefits. So long as you don't care about ruining people's lives, the best strategy is to report every piece of gossip and let the pageviews roll in.

Bah, fuck Victor. Make it all about the monster, not one frame of context. Him waking up cold and alone on a gurney, finding a mirror and being shocked and repulsed at his mismatched gashes of flesh coarsely sewn together. Finding out who was responsible to what happened to him and going out to the countryside. The…

I don't think I can accept Marilyn Manson as a murderer. He's just never seemed very dangerous, you know?

Looks like a freaking mess. I assume that for some reason Tarantino wasn't involved in the teaser production and it was put together by the typical idiots, but I'm not all that happy about how it seems to be The Expendables for Tarantino films.

The Venture Bros had the best version for my money, and so far as I know its satire is pretty on-point with ripping apart classic F4 (I don't know what they're doing now in either case; F4's always seemed so overwhelmingly corny to me, and Venture Bros is such a black hole of serialization that I never have any idea…

Lifehack: You can safely run any red light if you honk your horn a lot and stick yourself bodily out the driver's side window and wave frantically before racing through.

If we follow that train of logic, we'd only have one list page containing every page in Wikipedia, which would be completely useless. A list**x page (list**0 is, of course, simply an article) must be contained only on a list**(x+1) page!

What is that you say?

Not drooling on yourself is a great way to get out of jury duty.

Everybody horribly and explicitly dying at the end of a movie is hardly an impediment to a sequel. On the contrary, it's an opportunity!

I think it was terrible, but Tron was also terrible. They both also had fascinating scenes, shots, and ideas (being awed and humbled at your godhood was really touching), and Legacy added amazing soundtracks to the series. I'd really like a followup, but it's totally appropriate for Boxleitner to give up on it. But,…

"Issue" is synonymous with "discharge" in this context in my mind, like they're talking about a yeast infection. So yes, that's the perfect term for royalty.

How was Abe List's response to the original tweet not in kind to what Woods posted? The whole "Obama's a secret Muslim" thing is racist, islamophobic trash that is a level beyond all the slander Republicans invented for the Clintons (well, maybe not that they murdered Vince Foster). Post that shit and you deserve any…