“That’s not how you handle lumber.”

Pictured: Skip Bayless

“alright , boys, let’s celebrate! A round of Blood of Christ on me! “

I saw Dee Gordon’s home run Monday and became convinced there was a God. I saw Tebow’s home run today and began to rethink that position.

This is the darkest timeline

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

They did it in kind of a curious way, focusing on all the great American presidents they didn’t support:

Lindsey Vonn is the Dusty Baker of athlete fuckers.

The Islero still looks modern. That is a gorgeous car.

What do you mean by “Hyper Specific”?

I’m curious to know, if the team had advanced, would they have been willing to take the field against Israel?

“I watched the World Series between the Diamondbacks and Yankees, and Randy Johnson—that old guy—his hand was shaking but he still throws the ball and they won,” he said. “That was inspiring to me. If the guy who’s old can beat the team from New York, I thought if you’re young, you can learn to do that.”

“Lahore”

Holy crap, that is the most nuanced position I have heard from anybody. #Popovich2020! Make America have long term consistent success like the Spurs!!!

He bankrupted several production companies over this time period, but the goof was worth it. Right?

Oh man, it turns out Shyamalan has been making terrible movies the last 10 years just to put out a good one and surprise us all?

I love videos where the singer can’t dance so they surround them with actual dancers and cut quickly in between different scenes/ sets to make it look like they can.

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

“My what a nice view from up here”