Never a bad time to remember Cardale Jones’ tweets

They wrote and taped something problematic, realized they really shouldn’t do that, and it didn’t make it to final.

I am making no moral or scientific judgements, but, my heart breaks for these parents at the loss of their child, and for the child, should she be awakened at some point in the future to find that her beloved parents, or anyone else she knew or cared about, is gone.  

We ... removed her teeth...

Bloody pulp? Dude looks like he took a shot to the eye and not much else.

Okay, I get that they’re not technically dreads, but I still feel like this dude never washing his hair is a form of cultural appropriation.

Farm-to-table-to-face-to-fist

Would you expect any less, this day and age? If 9/11 happened today, we’d have selfies from Flight 93.

Sorry, I know this isn’t germane but mid-protest selfies? Come the fuck on.

“I do a lot of community service. I go out there and try to help kids and try to encourage them to be better and to aspire to more.” I don’t think he’s shifting at all, he’s been there for years putting his money where his mouth is -

The First Council of Nicaea was actually convened to discuss Christology--and more specifically to refute the Arian Heresy (that Jesus was a lesser creation by God the father, and therefore was not equal with God the Father as part of the Trinity). The development of the biblical canon was pretty much complete by the…

well you are a moron and an asshole then, please go fuck yourself

you should feel bad for liking to look at attractive people

SPORTS REPORTERS: We’re angry that Seahawk players don’t talk to us!
RICHARD SHERMAN: Let’s talk about the racial divide in this country...
SPORTS REPORTERS: Actually, we’re angry that Seahawk players don’t talk about stupid shit to us!

Even his coach admits this take is truer than the beams in Tower 7.

Not sure how they’re using the absence of vowels to date the scroll. The book of Leviticus (as part of a Torah scroll) is traditionally written without vowels, so that’s nothing special. So are modern Hebrew and Arabic, for that matter.

So would I, and I’m a chubby Hispanic dude.

Karen Gillan in a belly shirt was the first thing that made me at all interested in this movie. Don’t you judge me. Okay maybe I can stand a little judgement.

In Latin Jehovah begins with an “I!”

This technology is bullshit. I deciphered that code in seconds. Didn’t even have to touch it.