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Randy Edsall, for those wondering, currently has a made up job working for the Detroit Lions which he is absurdly underqualified for. Randy Edsall can die in a fire. Fuck Randy Edsall. Someone send this comment to him.

Well I’m glad you don’t read articles for a living!

I mean, maybe this is the wrong way to look way to look at it, but I’m kind of happy that he didn’t actually quit the show in a blaze of hatred, and that at the very least he wasn’t a hypocritical asshole.

Mitch McConnell with mutton chops.

Not exactly the first scientific representation of a dinosaur that says “I wuv you. Let’s be fwiends!”

I was not even allowed to leave Asmara by terms of my Visa. Would have loved to, but wasn’t gonna risk that. The Art Deco core of Asmara was still amazing. Love the city. Love the people. Hate their terrifying government.

To be fair, Eritrea was an Italian colony, and after WWII it was put under Ethiopia’s “protection” who decided to try and crush it like a bug after the death of Haile Selasse, resulting in a 30+ year civil war, that Eritrea won against an Ethiopia backed by the Soviets and then Americans. Then they’ve been left to rot

I was there in 2004, back when things were sunnier. It was amazing and wonderful. The people are fantastic, the architecture of Asmara is interesting as heck. Driving to the coast is ridiculous, but fun. It’s heartbreaking that it’s all gone to shite.

Hinkie had classes, but traded them for future classes and a guest speaker opportunity. He’s currently looking to swap the guest speaker slot for Starbucks gift cards and/or wi-fi passwords.

Where the hell are the French cops? The have a cop with a sub machine gun at every subway stop in Paris and nothing along that whole freeway?

I have been to Eritrea. Its one of the strangest places I have ever been on Earth, only Turkmenistan is more unnerving and unsettling. I was followed everywhere while in Asmara and was explicitly told not to talk to any of the local women (who were stunningly beautiful, not expecting that) as they were all looking to

For those TLDR type folks: Refuges are attacking innocent hard working people instead of attacking the people who are making them leave in the first place.

Works just fine on my end

Apparently, Lexion’s video has been removed. C’est le Gawker.

Well, lying down across a highway is a pretty good way to up the odds of getting nailed by a truck!

Watching all these men attack trucks make me wonder why they aren’t back in their own country fighting for it...

Don’t forget the part where the drivers will actually get fined a hefty sum if stowaways are found on their truck. The truckers have essentially been forced to play the role of immigration enforcement.

Take me to Paris - where I can be a parasite

There’s three kinds of roadblocks, police road blocks, citizen roadblocks warning of hazard, and bandit road blocks. The first two aren’t sneaky. Never stop for a sneaky road block.

Fucking idiots... I really hope the trucker managed to run one of these pricks over...
Getting squished by 45+ tons of steel seems like a good punishment, there won’t be much left of them but red squishy paste.