burtcooperlives
BurtCooperLives
burtcooperlives

If I were ever an NFL player who scored a touchdown my celebration would be so obscene and tasteless that decades from now when people are trying to explain the reasons why players are fined for dancing in the end zone, they’d point to me and say “that’s why.”

I think you’ve got to definitively say, “He made a move.” And if you can say, “He made a move,” then you have a completion. He starts to make a move, but then it’s out, and that makes it incomplete.

I’m no fan of the Steelers but damn I’m a fan of their dancing celebrations.

Ok so I’m a nonviolent person but this guy and other people who carry out acid attacks should all be flayed by Evil Willow and then bbq’ed and fed to Ramsay Bolton’s dogs and then burn in Hell for all eternity.

They took away Duke and UNC’s home games for the first 2 rounds of the NCAA Tournament.

Man with all of this fear of different sexual orientaions I wonder what the NC GOP lawmakers are going to say about McCrory fucking this chicken.

North Carolina threatens to retaliate by requiring businesses to pay for labor.

The game was Saturday morning. Billy gets the recap in Monday at 5. Can’t make this shit up

No! It’s not a joke! But even though Robert Arquette claims Alexis was using male pronouns at the end of their life, I have since changed “brother” to “sibling.”

Don’t worry, by week 5 Cody Kessler will be ready to shoulder the burden of being the Browns QB......or maybe not.

You’re reaction is rooted in the false narrative created by....you....the media. Per MyNorthwest.com:

My dad is a Browns fan, and I’ve always felt so badly for him. At least he had Jim Brown when he was a kid. The cost for sticking with them through thick and thin was to have the team move, disappear, come back, and shit all over their own stadium ever since. He may be a saint.

Belichick took Cleveland to the playoffs in 1994 and led them to their last franchise playoff win.

I can’t wait to see what draft picks the Patriots get from the Browns when Belichick sells high on Garoppolo in week 5.

I know it’s still way too early (and the Eagles were playing the Browns), but it would be the Brownsiest thing ever if the Browns made the smart move in trading away the second pick for a ton of future picks only to have that second pick (Carson Wentz) turn into a franchise quarterback.

The team name down the pant leg looks stupid. That is all.

You can’t spell Griffin without ‘IR’. Just, not in that order

I’d say his performance last season cost him far more money than kneeling ever would.

Linking arms is meaningless but kneeling is deeply meaningful?