Maher as potus?! No thanks. I'll take a career liberal politician, for the same reason I don't want a carpenter working on my car.

Finally, an evasion with practical roots.

Who is "they" in your rhetorical question? And how does someone with 23,000 comments tell someone else they need to get out more?

Cigarette's answer is funny.

Twist it like Conway, illiberal!

No, that works too. Anyone's first concern should be "enlightened self-interest". BTW, what do you think is the first concern of a White Supremacist?

No, that would make you an astronomer with poor spelling.

If race is your first concern, you're a racist.

Yes, let's denigrate our allies and see how the elections go.

Keep attacking actual liberals and see how many elections "you" win.

So it's not the UK Tony Dow with a huge list of classic comedies to his credit? Hard to tell sometimes.

You're quick.

But if we see it, we'll take it.

Zimbabwe: Excellent anti-Trump vehicle
Spicer: Excellent
Stewart was winning, then she lost. Hundreds of hosts have controlled themselves, Stewart justified her press.
Che is actually worse than the latest fresh-grad-local-TV-anchor.

201? That's not in the scrolls.

His dad is a good fellow and a very entertaining musician.

I averaged about 4-6 times min. wage when waiting tables (occasionally less, sometimes much more). If I was told I'd get a straight paycheck instead, I'd have been out the door, along with the other servers rolling in cash, then drinking half away at shift's end.

Sorry, Epic TV Show, you've been Romed.

Anxiety about competition for mates = "undercurrent of misogyny" (?)

Honest reactions and live awkwardness are funnier than automatic compulsory applause and ovations.