This is why you're so easy and fun to lampoon.

No Mr. Wonderful flinging The Haiti Kid around the ring?

Hitler

Didn't he play violin for King Crimson?

5 more years of high-pitched fear of animals and Tina Fey Formula Condescension? Well, at least he's had Richard Ayoade on.

Ha haa! You see ads!

Those 5000 topless and splooge-faced selfies already put her in Campion's league for sheer output, at least.

Enjoy it. Disagreeing with the mob is "Just trolling" now.

I probably could come up with a more insulting way to say it, but "preciously earnest" seems the most accurate. I'm not picking on you personally, but your comment is representative of the unfunny, mind-numbing moralistic self-righteousness which has eclipsed the AV Club comment section in the last 10 years. But…

So everybody plan to meet here again in a few years.

Please tell me that's not for real. In earnest, (WHEN DID AV CLUB BECOME SO PRECIOUSLY EARNEST?) you feel bad that you were supposed to be laughing at cartoon characters. You claim you were excessively sympathizing with their condition. Now I suppose people are supposed to feel bad for finding Catbert amusing. Highly…

My mom has never seen an ad for Dr Pepper Ten and she loves the stuff. I won't go near it because it tastes like used car oil.
Oh yeah, some guy has a differing opinion. Let's all jump on his back, we'll be heroes of the internet.

Welcome to 1994?

Just an aside.
If someone tells you to get into a grave, make them do it themselves.
Further aside: If someone hands you a shovel to dig your own grave, go at them with the shovel. You may win, and if not, they can dig the damned grave.

Toby confessed to save Joe, not to force Joe to confess. Jeezus.
And If that was the 18+ experience, I'd want my money back. Staring at the ceiling, no eagerness etc. No better than the old inflatable doll, it seems.
I'm glad I'm a week ahead in pirate uncut-land, and the AV Club's increasingly non-credible "reviews"…

Fine in theory. In reality, where we once had an abundance of fluff pieces on the top dozen artists, now the fluff pieces claim to be thinkpieces, and the #30 artist doesn't get enough clicks to even warrant public dismissal.

Discerners gonna discern.

Rockism was originally a corrective to looking at the charts, which were/are determined largely by 12-year old girl consumers.
Poptimism suggests we should not be discerning in any way (except to dismiss non-charting music), as 12 year old girls are always right in large enough numbers.

Nah, I just want to see his new haircut

The unapologetic "Sorry", used widely in English and Japanese cultures, is a politeness place-holder, not unlike "gozaimasu" in Japanese. It's been my experience that people who "call out 'Sorry'" in these cases are, in fact, worthless assholes, and time is better spent with people who are socially conscientious and…