One of my favorite parts is when Lahey freaks out Bubbles, and he says "What's a shithawk, Randy?"

That would explain why they're working without pay.

Holy shit. Reading this, you'd think NFL cheerleaders were under the jurisdiction of the NCAA or something.

I can't wait until they cross post this to (name of gawker property) and all the (generalization about that property's readership) have a (hastily-presumed reaction based on that generalization).

Married with two kids. Thanks though.

Yes, because without a detailed rulebook that helpfully explains how to wash your vagina and avoid "strong opinions" (mouthy chicks are such a drag!) dem bitches just irrationally explode over the most trivial things, like being told it's not okay to think or speak, jumping up and down in front of old men without pay,…

I hear what you're saying, and I'm inclined to agree. But on the other hand...

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As a Blues fan, I'm very confused as to why David Backes isn't more of a fan favorite and/or doesn't get more jersey sales.

The stigma is overwhelming. People get news about mental health when an incident like this occurs. It's puzzling to me that such a significant percentage of people in this country have an emotional or psychological disorder — meaning that so many people know someone who has one of these disorders — yet they don't…

You have "1955" confused with "1981" and "the bleeding hearts" confused with "Ronald Reagan."

I think I smell a few horrible, bored, underinformed, and righteous suburban parents behind this.....

I'd chalk it up to Australia, but Luke doesn't write like this.

Breaking News: Yasiel Puig isn't the only young talent in the MLB (see Trout, McCutchen, Harper, ext.) Similarly, Tim Tebow hasn't been the only borderline starter/backup quarterback with overstated political views (see Hasselbeck, Warner, Dilfer, ext.)

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Statement: It seems you do not understand how to properly form HK-47 linguistics, meatbag.

Fat shaming is good

I'm totally saving that.

Their existence isn't news. She wrote something funny about them which I think is worth reading, is all.