I think the takeaway here is, that once you're accused of child porn, that shit stays with you.

So many quotable things here!

There's a real, tangible fear surrounding new consoles. I first sensed it during E3 2013; game after game. Available on Xbox 360, available on PS3. A strange lack of commitment. Almost every new game I played, even large scale titles (especially large scale titles) were being made available on as many platforms as…

Man, that promo he did on Raw is super eerie in hindsight. Ultimate Warrior had a ring presence that would light a place on fire. LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL.

Did the word "douche" hurt your feelings? Or do you just enjoy being up on your high horse? I made a statement on a incorrect assumption, which I owed up to in another comment. Would you like me to bake you a cake, for offending your sensibilities?

The part where "promotional event" was written, explains why everyone had nicknames on their jerseys. I was unaware of this, thus my kneejerk initial comment.

I'm pretty sure people who watch basketball make ignorant statements from time to time too. Anyways, I didn't realize there was a promotion here, so I'll own up to my error. Sorry for ruffling your jimmies, basketball fans.

Was wondering why everyone had bad nicknames on their jerseys. This explains why.

Wait, he actually has King James on the back of his jersey? What a douche.

Comcast is a communications company with poor customer service. Monsanto is a company that is playing both God and Lawyer with America's fresh food supply. One of those things is a lot more important than the other.

BREAKING NEWS: Games look better on PC and the earth is round. What shockers!

I was ready to jump in here and be all snarky, but then I actually read the article and realized my snark wasn't needed. Funny how that works, huh?

That failed first pitch is just painful to watch.

Is it done by Ken Burns?

And bing rewards doesn't exist in Canada. Not surprised.

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Still, there are times I become keenly aware that it's a thing—like when I'm in line in an all Latino neighborhood where the cashier speaks in Spanish to everyone except me, even after I make it clear I can speak Spanish too, even after it's clear that the cashier can't actually speak English, either.

Must... not... make... D-Man joke...