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I’m not a lawyer and I wasn’t trying to skirt libel laws. Let me be more direct... Jim Spanfeller is a daycare arsonist and murders the elderly for fun. And he takes pictures of his dog and posts them to Facebook with a minimum of seven hashtags.

You can tell 90% of Deadspin commenters are lawyers because the comments skirt so artfully around libel laws

“It doesn’t even make sense in the typical private equity, strip everything out and sell the parts way”

What I find amusing is that they’re even incompetent in being carpet baggers! If you want clicks there has never been a better time to be blogging about politics. An historical election is coming up in a year and they choose to ditch Splinter of all things?  

Yeah, but you’re missing the point. We’re idiots. 

I don’t know if it’s true or not, but some people are saying that Spanfeller and Maidment raped and killed a girl in 1990.  Again, I don’t know if Spanfeller and Maidment raped and killed a girl in 1990, but why haven’t they come out and said anything about it?  Why don’t they deny that they raped and killed a girl in…

Farmers has pulled Spanfeller’s big ad buy. This is the type of incompetence that deserves an ESPN 30 For 30. 

I hear the Bears might need a new kicker.

Feel kinda bad that they’re going to have to put you down when everyone leaves here. :/

Jim Spanfeller still buys his Dockers from the husky boys section. 

Not sure there’s gonna be a better place to post this, so here we go:

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

Hey that piece of shit nestled between that pig’s enormous testicles looks just like Jim Spanfeller! Uncanny!

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

I suspect a lot of us would express similar sentiments. I don’t want my ad revenue going to Great Hill any more, but I also have an incredibly hard time letting go of Deadspin and the writers I love. Hoping the next few days will present a better course of action for the commentariat crew 

Drew, is it true that neither Jim Spanfeller nor Paul Maidment ever had friends, a girlfriend, made any sports team, or has seen The Godfather? Is it also true that Jim smells like sweaty hobo taint and Paul smells like a urinal puck?

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…