Spot training is a myth. If you have belly fat, no amount of sit-ups, crunches, or planks will get rid of it—you’ll only end up with stronger abs under your belly fat.

God yes I miss those numeric keypads, though I’m not into watersports.

And yet, ICE isn’t lifting a goddam finger to separate these parents from their kids.

When the revolution comes and it’s time to eat the rich, it will make the prep work so much easier.

“Good faith” only goes so far as how it will affect your bottom line. Nothing more, nothing less. That’s business, every business.