My god. All the hatred for Kobe is surely misplaced. Michael Jordan was the most insufferable pro athlete in history and when he retired everyone wept.

FACK YOU DEADSPIN FAHHR NAWHT TAWHKIN ABAWHT THA INJUHREE TO THA GROAWHNKSTAH

HAHAHAHAH...typical Obama-baser....HAIL TO THE REDSKINS creep

Hail to the Redskins, hail victory! Braves on the warpath, fightttttttttttt for ol’DC! Butt hurt Timothy? I know you will grey this out fag

Also the same guy who sticks by a quarterback for nine years running even though said quarterback has proven hopelessly unable to get the Cowboys past the divisional playoffs.

I wouldn’t say “many owners” would sign Hardy. I’d say less than 10 would sign him.

As an Ole Miss alum, I will always call him Scam Newton, while simultaneously respecting his amazing skills.

I watched this about 40 times and still can't make out what was said

I fucking hate Ross and there are few episodes that make me want to kick him in the taint more than that goddamn sandwich episode.

Ok, so now they did, justifiably, but people are still going to riot and act like idiots because it took to long? Whatever

Ok, so the cop was charged with murder, how is it a cover up? The video was released and everyone has seen it now, so.....

Inexcusable, Greg. Not one mention of how the UFC is now employing the toughest and most notorious steroid buster in sports history (Jeff Nowitsky) and contracting USADA at a cost of millions of dollars to newly police the sport. No, just label the sport as “corrupt” (which is a deeply damaging inference in the world…

he won’t, and now the kid looks like a money-grubbing asshat.

I was distrustful of Kony2012 thing the beginning.

I am starting to feel this way, too. It’s looking more and more like a circus/money grab by his father.

I feel like this kid is Kony 2012ing us

i might be wrong

but i already learned my lesson and have an embarrasing tshirt that I’ll never wear in public so

Oh, so I guess we’re not doing Penny Arcade anymore?