So... why did they invite him on in the first place? He seems like the definition of a boring tool, why would anyone want to watch him do anything?

Has Musk had tons of bad plastic surgery or is that just alcohol bloat?

I don't know about that, but I assumed because he's white, born in the early 1970s, wealthy, and South African, that he has some beneficial connection to apartheid. 

My theory stands: Lorne got suckered into buying Dogecoin high and is trying to puff it up to unload.

Aren’t his parents like owners of a notoriously violent blood emerald operation?

i wouldn’t call fierce the right word....

Or perhaps it’s the desperation of a life-long dweeb who deep down still wants to prove that he can be popular and charismatic because being the second richest person in the world still hasn’t healed that part of this ego? Whatever his motivations I can’t imagine this being anything but embarrassing.

Oh no no no...it writes itself. Don’t forget ruining their kid’s life in a desperate attempt to seem edgy.

The only way this will ever be funny if of Elon makes himself the butt of every joke in every sketch. He doesn’t strike me as being secure enough to handle that.

Would they like a sketch about a man in his late 40s who in pathetic desperation at his oncoming mortality keeps trying to make himself relevant by appearing at pop culture events/shows and marrying a woman who keeps acting like but I have to keep reminding myself isn’t actually 17, because I’d be happy to write that…

There may be times when it works to ignore a fool doing fool things but this isn’t one of them. Mainly because cursing school children, being racist and ranting off topic instead of actually teaching the subject cannot be ignored. Glad you had the strength to ignore your supervisor when he disrespected Black culture…

The GOP’s slogan: Solving problems that don’t exist, while ignoring those that do. We aim to please nobody!

You know, I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing another close-up picture of Mitch’s reanimated corpse.

“If you think I’m privileged then f—- you, because my daughter thinks I’m privileged and I don’t speak to her,”

That’s what they say about bullying in general. In my experience it just makes you an easier target. Now-a-days the best way is catching stuff on tape. Public doxing is the right response to any bullying.

Dickinson High School is in Jersey City, right across the Hudson from Manhattan. I have never been inside, but the building is really impressive.

I had a few of these disheveled, crusty, alcoholic old man teachers when I was a kid. They were all worthless as teachers and were just collecting a paycheck. 

my daughter thinks I’m privileged and I don’t speak to her

The race is on who will get to him first in prison. The skinhead\nazis who want to welcome him or the brothers who want to kick his fucking ass. Of course the best scenario is that the skinheads wait till after the beatdown so that he will need them to help and then they can make him their bitch.

Doubtful that he would have run his butt & gut up on another grown man like that, especially a Black one...you know, because of the beastly super human strength and all. They might not even do any time for their gang banging. Which would embolden them more. They got some karmic ass kicking coming.