This is why I can’t quit the Twitters...ded.  

They would ask those questions if they actually gave a shit about other people than white people.

Listen, I don’t expect European Americans to understand every nuance of African American culture but there are certain cultural aspects you always attribute to the creator: Food, dance, & music. Jimmy Fallon knows what he did and who he was pandering to.

She literally got a Pulitzer for bullying Monica lewinsky for years. 

So on one hand, she didn’t actually come up with that gem of an opening line, but on the other, at least she linked to the tweet she nabbed it from:

“the Trump White House passed on Gaetz’s request, worried that it would “set a bad precedent.””

I think you are somewhat underestimating the capability of a professional female masseuse there, that part I don’t find that odd at all.

Not that I know a lot about massage but.... one would think that an elite athlete would want the same masseuse over time. Someone who is familiar with his body and what it needs. It is also unusual I think that he would be requesting female masseuse as they would not necessarily be physically strong enough to deliver…

What has farm equipment done to you to deserve this fate?

Well congrats on getting an appt. May your side effects be mild and your immunity great.  

By the way, I wanted to link to a surprisingly good breakdown of the case that is a few days old, but still illuminating.

There was actually a really good SI interview with a Houston based massage therapist not involved in a lawsuit against Watson who told of a similar experience with Watson. The reason it was beneficial was that not only did it provide a concrete story of what happened, but also because Buzbee’s media circus has been so…

Wheat threshers are expensive as fuck. I'd feel bad for whoever owned it.

Ok so this is RHOD - the Dallas crew.  Wow, they really are the least glamorous, aren’t they! 

THINK OF THE WHEAT THRESHERS!@!!!

Who are those people with the Dr Pepper / Jesus shirts? Lol.  Not your average reality TV ‘squad.’  They don’t really seem to be ‘goals.’  

It seems like its a mix of things. I think distribution is higher than it has ever been and has only been going up. Also cases are not dropping at the rate they want, especially among people they are not vaccinating right now. They want to get shots in the arms of younger healthier people who seem to be getting…

I’ve got my second shot scheduled in a few weeks 🎉 Moderna crew, what up? 

I became eligible Monday. There’s no appointments open near me until the end of the month.

What a fucking breath of fresh air (see what I did there?). It’s amazing the difference in competency from the previous administration to this one. Literally life saving.