The #FreeBritney movement is a conspiracy theory. The basis of the movement is the notion that Britney Spears is essentially being held hostage and prisoner by her father, who is draining her of money, and that he fabricated claims about her mental health in order to gain control of her finances. It also spirals into…

Why? I’m much closer to Britney’s age than her father, but I’ve known a fair number of male and female Jamies. 

No, they are conspiracy theorists who have latched onto this situation like parasites and projected all kinds of narratives onto Britney and her father and enjoy the clout that comes with getting The New York Times and other media sources interview them about someone they have never met and know nothing about. They…

i hope they ask nestor the same questions they asked the 17 year old.

When Fucker gets that pained look on his spoiled mayonnaise mug is he thinkin’ real hard or just sniffing his own Swanson pot pie farts?

Heh, maybe they hate his ass too.  “Go on talking Matt, just as long as we keep getting paid we don’t care.”

A visibly shocked Carlson interrupted Gaetz

“The only way I can lose this election is if I’m caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.”

It’s always reassuring when a dude with RSCF (resting sex criminal face) turns out to actually be a sex criminal.

TLDR: One stop law and PR firms on congressional retainer sometimes fail to mention the STFU part to their paying (skeevy, spineless, potato-headed)
clients.

I gotta get out of these comments and seek Jesus. Or at least a blunt.

I had that same thought but then he probably paid good money to have young women travel with him to maintain the straight playboy illusion. Besides, when it comes to anal this guy is probably gender neutral. He would just make narrow hipped young girls wear a baseball cap backwards. Shit like this usually opens the…

I mean, I was always assuming Nestor was basically a glorified glory hole that Gaetz had groomed from a young age.

Does anybody seriously believe that Matt Gaetz has any interest in 17 year old women? I wouldn’t be surprised if Gaetz himself was behind this, calculating that Florida GOP voters would be more OK with statutory rape than homosexuality.

As soon as I saw the thing about him possibly leaving early to go join the actual fake news I told my wife, ok what scandal is he trying to get ahead of. Then a couple hours later it was revealed. He’s clearly trying to channel his inner Trump with his excuses and spin but he’s no Teflon Don. 

I’m happy for her (seriously, love gets harder to find the older you get) I’m just waiting on the last season of “Claws” to debut.

My god, I hadn’t thought about children as witnesses. My heart had already been broken by Mr. Floyd’s young daughter and her recognition of what her father’s death has brought to the forefront in this country. Now to think of Judeah and her nightmares... just fucking horrible.

So many tragedies from a single day smh

They’re both adults consenting adults, right? Then we shouldn’t care.