burrito-tuesday
burrito-tuesday
burrito-tuesday

I was about to send my bf to J Crew’s website bc he has no style other than “athlete at rest.” He wears jeans and polos to work, and basketball shorts most of the time. He has a couple suits for formal events but suuuuuuuper casual otherwise.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn now that’s a tone of disappointment!!!

At the very least, they should assume someone is going to record it and post it online; he may (likely not) be reprimanded, but his name will be released, he and his family will prob face some harassment, etc etc, and yet this shit continues.

Tina Fey can fuck all the way off. I’ve always thought her “style” of comedy is humiliating others, just making absolute spectacles of people who aren’t white, skinny, and rich. 

You haven’t seen them style their baby hair? Not their daughters’ mixed hair, but their own. 

I was recently made aware of her awful runway walk and it made my jaw drop; don’t really follow fashion but it could be the worst ever?

Thank you!

I honestly assumed that Europe had a bigger and better collection. 

Photo editing your body now??? Ffs this is stupid, first body makeup, now boob-tune.

I started to watch some movie and the mom tells her son it’s late and his “friend” needed to go home. Cut to the next morning, mom wakes up and sees the friend walking back to her son’s room in only a shirt. She tells the mom hey.

Dude with the edits vs transitions is fine as hell! 

Glad to hear that!

You know what? If someone wants to chip me and control my life, they are more than welcome to, I sure AF have made a mess out of it!

How do I know if I’m suffering from 5G? Faster connection speed, pages load faster?!?? Please help, I’m sitting outside and it’s cloudier than yesterday, I think at least 3 of the 5 G’s are already here!!!

The explanation I read said that Gates once talked about a certificate of health ppl could carry, something that could be scanned, also mentioned that some tattoo ink can be electromagnetic (or the like) so it can be scanned so ppl say he wants to tag everyone.

I, a forever non-gamer, absolutely kick my boyfriend’s butt at MKII. I actually LET him win! He has all the consoles, has played all his life, will finish a game in like a day, he’s great and super competitive and I’ve beat him over and over.

Seriously what is it about Michigan? My bf’s family is from there and at first I thought they were kind and good hearted and assumed everyone else was, but now I know they’re too fucking naive. They’re super nice but omfg they believe everything ppl say! I read that the state that falls for the nigerian prince scam

Yes! My bf’s house is on a golf course (Texas) and finally closed on April 11. Before that, they were packed as usual, guidelines or not. I emailed them and they were open bc they are designated a “park” and encouraged their players self distance. Of course it was not happening.

I don’t think she’s on the road to recovery. I feel like she repeats a lot of good sounding words and phrases, but it’s not from her heart. Hopefully she can kick it for good, but if she’s also fighting an eating disorder while trying to make it as a “sexy” pop star, the temptation is huuuuuuuuge to use as weight

It sounds like she didn’t appreciate the supportive comment Selena Gomez left her, so it’s definitely more than “drifted apart.” If a childhood schoolmate wrote me an encouraging note and I was asked about it I wouldn’t say  “But I’m not friends with her, so it felt …”