2024, TikTok discovers Counter Steering. Film on You Tube.

My 2021 Ascent has a CD in the head unit. The 2024 has the option of having one stuffed into the center bin and plugged into the aux terminal on the dash MANUALLY. Serious Retro? Engineering Subaru. (Granted I've only used my CD player once for a Carpenters record).

Ah, the good old days of the ear piercing sqeel from someone who didn’t know how to shim a GM starter. It sounded like Freddy Krueger slicing thru a metal wall.

I almost got to buy 1 or 2 from a friend's family that fixed up smashed cars. Front of one welded to the back of another. Never will know how good the welding was...

Ssomewhere in Hollywood...”So we can tie the Ghostbusters universe and Night at the Museum universe together!”

Since nothing MS makes works these days (I'm looking at you Azure), I'm not really.worried about this.

So sitting out in the freezing cold until the battery goes to 0% is bad because there aren't enough chargers in the US and there never will be? Especially for those poor sods who can only afford tiny apartments in the city and have to park on the street?

Its not like the UK does this with their old TV people, they get old and everyone says their jokes aren’t funny.and misogynistic so they kick them off the air.

“Shop smart - Shop S mart!”

So, you can only go to Mickey Dees and get purple shakes in this vehicle?

‘Hitting’ hehhehe (infantile laugh). Someone make a meem, proto!

I became a much safer driver when I took the MSF courses and have been riding motorcycles for 40 years or so. I rode bicycles for 20 years or so before I got my first motorcycle/car and I rode like a complete tool.

Just test them like VW used to do right after WWII when they couldn’t guarantee a supply of decent steel for the roofs. Hang them 10 feet in the air upside down and drop them on concrete. If the roof doesn't split at the seams, you're good to go.

I don't like it, the froggy pop ups are the best part of the 928. That and you can fix it with a hammer and a soldering iron on the side of the road.

Pregency tests withscreens are just a modern way of the electronics to tell you a result from reading a chemically treated piece of paper. Like a litmus test. It's must cleaner than looking thru the guts of a dead rabbit for the ovaries.

A 2024 subscription to Jalopnik!

Cool, you built a million dollar electric Aztek with probably the build quality of an Aztek. Good going Elon.

Strangely, Boeing solved the blue ice problem on the airplanes years ago....

A woman drifting a Bubble Gum Pink Mercedes AMG something thru the parking garage at 40mph. That she uses as a carpool.

There are nothing from when me and my mates cut the top off a minivan and caught the car wash on fire...