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Cool, you built a million dollar electric Aztek with probably the build quality of an Aztek. Good going Elon.

Doctor Who has turned into a Superhero story and like all Comic Book stories. You can retcon the stories over and over to your hearts content. After Chin-balls tried his hand, the gate has finally fallen. After the abortion of a retcon in the Lost Child or whatever, I will never come back to the new Who. I have DVD’s…

Strangely, Boeing solved the blue ice problem on the airplanes years ago....

A woman drifting a Bubble Gum Pink Mercedes AMG something thru the parking garage at 40mph. That she uses as a carpool.

I'm hearing this all in the Comic Book Guy and it still doesn't make it interesting.

There are nothing from when me and my mates cut the top off a minivan and caught the car wash on fire...

Ford patented (I think) the airbags on the seatbelt years ago. Heck, they license them to Boeing.

Aviation communication (near communication not long range or satellite) is still AM because of the FM capture effect.

Steepee hill leading down to a RR crossing but all the roads in town are 25mph. The d!ck in these described cars, especially the trucks that have been tailgating you for blocks (I’m old, I do the speed limit).

My Mom got approx 4 million miles on her Toyota van before ot finally gave up (of course at the end we figured she got 311K on her Lumina dust buster van!).

The term your looking for is “Squid”.

Mustangs, Mopars and Camaros that you have to have your arm at a 60 degree or greater angle to put it on the window sill crack me up every time. At least it airs out your armpit hair!

Doctor Who drove version 1.0, it delivered Guiness and Bangers.

Oh my God the on-screen title! Were any of the world leaders hurt meeting out in the middle of redneck village for a brewski?

I have a 21 Subaru and it will try to rip the wheel out of your hands and drive you into the the next lane. That system gets disabled alot, now it just beeps at situations like this misplaced line.

“You built a time machine, in a Cybertruck?!?”

“This is arguably one of the greatest engines ever conceived of by humanity."

The rescue squad for Burning Man is getting really wierd this year. 

I see the final episode of the Grand Tour.