Cool, I can still buy a JAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-G!

Cousin Oliver eats atrociously and spills all over the vinyl seats. He also farts up a storm after we go to Taco Timmys! No one wants to sit with him, that’s why he’s in the way back.

Vanagons had a similar wierd tray under the front bumper that unlatched and pivoted down, hinged at the back. It had a special latch so that it wouldn’t swing down while driving!

WA state has the 15mph under as a law. I know because my sister is the only person I know who has gotten multiple tickets on the freeway for going TOO SLOW!

SUNDAY! sunday! SUNDAY! Come see the SuperLoad - SUPERLOAD - SuPeRlOaD! Its 213-foot-long, 294-ton, over 400-miles of BRUTAL PeNnSyLvAnIa roads! 24 hours a day till ITS ALL OVER - OVER -OVER! Free to piss off local drivers until it creeps past your neighborhood at 30 MPH!!!!!

Spiderwebz are usually the only thing holding a 'B like this together. These cars are great to work on after you get your lockjaw and rabies shot. Simple, honest, crappy British engineering.

Smokey says since the axel is basically hollow, just fill one side with more ‘skew’ and gravity from the moon will take over and pull you around the track.

Didn't Jalopnik run an article about buying a car from a company that made airplanes also? Because HIPANO SUIZA BUGATTI MITSUBISHI works. Probably have crappy tires though.

This makes my St. Bernard sad.

So, you’re going to give us your REFLECTIONS!

Didn’t it hurt when they pried your face off the dashboard? This sounds like a Marlene Detrick story.

I thought the Ascent was always generic looking. Mix a Honda and a Ford and GM and puppy dog tails together and you got its styling. If I didn’t own one, I couldn’t pick one out in a parking lot to save my life. 

This is an abomination! GM selling off out of production vehicles based on a 10 year old design!

Unless it has the magic Magnum self-storing targa top in its own bag of holding on the b-pillar I don’t want it.

has an air-cooled twin under its hood.

Cool old Saab in good condition: Check. Has great accessories: Check.

We’ve waited so long, so long for the dream. Its fantastic that its finally happening.

The ditch (our ditches can swallow a potato truck so there), the snowbank, the tree, Aunt Martha’s front porch and dining room....

Can’t we just let it rust away and be a fond memory like Fozzy and the rest of the Muppets from the movies and the original TV show before they were snapped up and corporatized by the Mouse and shilled out for every opportunity. When SS wasn’t on HBO (I know, Fraggle R was but back then it too was good), when great…

Remembering vaguely from a lazy B stress meeting...yadda yadda please use the margins the computer has calculated....not 45 times like you did on the last airplane.