Deifenbach:
Mr. Lundegaard, this is Reilly Deifenbach calling from FORD. How are you this morning?

My reasons break down to these:

Trains! Aren’t they great! Lets spend billions more dollars on them!

No, stancing was and is forever the stupidest. 

Hate to say it, but if I was in the market for a mid-life crisis car, this could be very high on my list of considerations. The black paint I dont care for, but that interior is about the best I’ve ever seen. And my Corgi’s would love to ride in the back seat. Does it still have the tag on the passenger seat the says…

Yes, but then Elon is going to finally meat the Vulcans on Mars and our space ships are going to have to meet the Galactic Spaceship Lighting standards (lights colored vortreb on the right, flintrib on the left, etc). Except the Federations has different standards than the Galactic Empire depending what sector you’re…

Look at the front end design of the Aztek, now look at the front of say, the Mitsu Outlander, the Cherokee, etc. Now tell me it wasn’t ahead of it’s time. The vehicle underneath was a crappy GM minivan. Its was the design and the way the features were packaged.

Geez, no geeks around. They’re obviously at an SCA event.

TVR - the only car that will kill you while you're trying to figure out how to open the damn door. Jezza 3:18

I love seeing these things on the highway. The sheer, uselessness of the wing, the hoodscoop, the ‘bed’. 

Rear engined, air/oil cooled boxer 4 cylinder engine. Kinda sloppy linkage on a 4 cyl manual transaxle. Wing windows. No CEL.

This the best earthbound loo with a view - the Columbia Center in Seattle, all 79(?) stories:

Subjectively - A 1970 Challenger looks better and probably has better outside visibility. Objectively - A 2021 Challenger is probably screwed together and has better panel gaps than the 1970 one could have ever been or had, even from a company now owned by Fiat International Worldwide.

Show me the crash tests and I’ll consider it as a replacement for my motorcycle. I get mini-Soul vibes from it, as long as I can spin the front tires at least half the time like my wifes 2.0 manual Soul would at stops. Maybe quieter when driving.

Can we just all agree the US tail light and headlight regulations blow hard and just appoint Torch Lighting Czar in the War on Mediocrity. No more tiny lights, no more lights so bright they blind you in the day, separate amber turn signals, no turn signals on the lowest portion of the car (looking at you Hyundai and…

Yes, mostly in the summer. Nah, the airplanes, probably because Canada has a lot of high quality wood to make into Mosquitos. Lots of Birch and Steel sheet metal in Canada.

174k means at least 125k more of life. My mom bought one of these utility models and the state of WA titled it as a car. About a year later the people who had done the same got truck plates in the mail, they had reclassified the 2 seaters. You can’t see shit if you look over your left shoulder, the B pillar is huge.…

Dagnabit! It's almost 2022, I should be able to buy this and have a hover conversion done on it. This is the perfect car for "THE FUTURE!"

Yes Greater Puget Sound, we pioneered floating bridges...and we’ve only sunk 2 1/2!

This just proves that we should make all of NYC a car free zone. They have all those transit options, I mean you can walk everywhere, safely. The subway works underwater. Jetpacks are cool, you can fly to the top of the Empire State Bldg without paying.