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I feel for everyone who gets tagged by the TSA, I have male equipment and I get tagged every time I go thru. Pat down and everything. I thought to start wearing a kilt and going commando to make it easier for them to grope me. They are the most incompetent humans on earth (except for the people who designed the McD’s

Never make yourself irreplaceable, or will never be replaced.You should be able to die tonight and your job will go on like you never worked there

“Looks like a fish, goes like a fish, steers like a pig” is what I think you were going for.

Never been to a Subaru dealer or talked to families with more than one Subie have you? Safety was the #1 reason we helped our daughter get a Legacy over something cheaper for her 50 mile a day commute. And from what it seems, the Latin America drivers would love to get some more safety in their cars.

Im unemployed and the job apps list they email to me everyday starts with: Uber, Lyft, Doordash, blah, blah, blah. And then the suckiness gets reinforced by the douchy shiney happy people in those Doordash commercials. I want to be a fancy pizza delivery person paid shit wages. Not if you paid me piles of Gold Pressed

Its really sad that we can say that Stellantis Muscle Cars on a 1000 year old Merc chassis have a better interior and infotainment than a brand new GM Camaro. But then, GM interiors have always been shite.

The FLEX was the darling of the left coast, they are all over the PNW.  When they first came out in Kansas we laughed about the panoramic sunroof, in a state that has heroically large hail. We almost bought one 3 times, could never find one with the options we liked.

Other than the wings the Hyundai Accent for all intents and purposes is parked at the house next to me right now. They over paid for the house by $112K over the zestimate, so im not really not supprised.

A curb weight that starts at 877 pounds may not inspire confidence for handling,” Then factor in the extra 700-900 pounds of the rider and passenger...

If the Courtesy Guard: $1,095 isn't a Trunk Monkey with an AK-47, I'm not paying for it 

Well then, the entire formerly British Car industry. They blew world class designs and engineering and then it all crumbled to dust. They got bought out by the GERMANS!

2 words, Lancia Beta. They started rusting before they were designed.

Next do an article on Airplane companies. The Boeing-MDC 'merger of equals' deserves a whole Encyclopedia. Actually, Douglas was the AMC of aircraft companies.

From motorcycle training with my wife "See the tree, hit the tree!". She got a special award for "Foliage Inspector".

...and ye it is written in the Great Book of the Three Wise...asses from Londinium - “Yeah, and the End Times will come, and the people will not raise their heads from their small electronic devices. And sickness will fill the world and the people will wear masks and not approach it other at big box stores. And the

In the new century, VW’s are the wurst.

Yet everyone complains when the 80 year olds only drive their Brite yellow Vette convertibles with chrome wheels in Boca at 25mph...into the ditch. Never mind.

Fairy Dust and Unicorn Farts are THE future energy technologies.

Strangely most of the very few vehicles left on my local Jeep lot are Gladiators. Everyone who wanted one already has one. I'm sure a Bronco Ute would be the same.

If I'm calling for a problem I generally talk smack about the company and their shitty service with lots of profanity while on hold hoping they ARE recording and someone has to go back and review the tapes.