This is one of those things where the premise "HAHA WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF..." would be amusing if there already wasn't an Edward Penishands. SPOILER ALERT: Edward has penii for hands.

Yes. But it will be spelled Knorth from then on.

I might find that more persuasive if colleges didn't already dump crazy stupid money into the dumbest things on Earth.

This kind of predatory behaviour is the seamy side of the American Dream. "Everyone can better themselves through education!" Sounds like a great slogan until you realize that the people behind those welcoming smiles promising degrees which lead to wealth and happiness are nothing but grifters and hucksters who will…

But he's been slightly inconvenienced probably!

"Just sayin" -Evin Cosby

They have to fight back against Beverly Johnson. Game changer in court of public opinion.

"When someone rapes a person they go to prison."

I want to live in whatever amazing utopia she clearly lives in.

Except there is.

Well considering that 50% of us have HPV, probably not.

And the average people in the public get it at much higher rates, what's your point? The last I heard their rates are the lowest in any sexually active demographic in the country. So, if true, I'd say their unprotected filming is doing better then our collective efforts with condoms, abstinence and everything else put…

The mirth and happiness that I have just murdered.

People can avoid the truth and lie to themselves for forever. So don't hold your breathe.

Judas Not Allowed to be Priests

"occasionally going to prison for breaking into nuclear weapons facilities to decorate them with Bible verses and human blood."

So many people are going to cite UVA whenever they don't want to believe a rape has occurred.

No one said I wasn't upset, only that I understand.

I hate that whoever was hired to help Bill handle this made Camille give a statement instead of having Bill address the allegations himself. All Bill's said is "thanks to my supporters" and "I hope the black media stays neutral." Camille's being dragged in to call the victims liars. I'm not saying Camille bears no…

I want to rage on her for defending him but ultimately I just feel awful for her. I can't imagine what's going on in her head, trying to reconcile all of this - trying to figure out how or whether your entire life was basically one fat lie and wondering if you've wasted most of your life with a serial rapist. And…

Denial is so tragic to watch.