Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

What, THAT asshole from Fashionable Male?

“Hotel Concierge...GARBAGE....Continental breakfast...GARBAGE....Cincy Police...GARBAGE....Nurse....GARBAGE”

Oh man. This was my first MMO and the one closest to my heart. No other MMO could ever compare. So many incredible locations. There were out of the way areas crawling with monsters that didn’t seem to have any bearing on the rest of the world and mysterious ruins to investigate and discover lore about. You could…

May AC live long in our memories!

Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

And I politely call bullshit.  

The Cubs will use this to draft prospects with really tight ligaments after bone breaks. I saw a documentary about twenty years ago that showed one such case.

Don’t blame me. I wanted to sign Kodos.

I cried all the way through this movie. Just steady slow tears. At times I wasn’t even sure why.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Funny that this story is right below the Ivanka Trump “mulatto cock” story.

It was a popular activity here, about 80 years ago, then we found better stuff.

STFU, Hamilton.

I’m crying

Haha like the sex fluid!

Also, an article of yours just ran with the title “I Now Pronounce These Two Allowed to Fuck” about Ciara and her fiancé...right after an article about a Black man dying in the street.

Respect. I have yet to find an MMO that can hold my attention for that many years. I put serious time into UO, EQ 1, AC 1, DAoC, CoV and WoW. Most didn’t hold my attention more than a year or two, WoW being the exception at 4+ years, and that was mainly due to an excellent guild. Once the guild dissolved, I moved on.

Patrick – serious, non-snarky question: are these cycling posts getting good enough traction to mean that they’ll continue?

I don’t know what keeps Haisley employed. I have never, EVER seen a Deadspin writer so routinely and justifiably slaughtered in the comments, for both ridiculous opinions *and* outright false statements.