Seattle is the best - by far. I strongly encourage you to find a way to watch it.

“These?” All I see is one absolutely spectacular screenshot. I need the rest.

I mean, I know how you feel as a fellow white person, but we don’t really get to say this. Just be quiet and listen.

“The bees arent actually that bad.”

....Yes?

...what the fuck?

Shut the fuck up.

You left out Clint Barmes carrying venison up the stairs...

Right, “smart.”

...does it? I think everyone is tired of his act at this point. 

OK, Priyanka.

Never heard that version but that sounds awful. That’s your reward for sticking through to the end! 

I already knew I liked Dutch people - now I think I should just start watching speed skating in anticipation of my future move.

Deadspin = Klutch, apparently.

I’d be devastated if I thought KP and his agent/brother weren’t assholes. Who does this on their rookie contract, while sitting out an entire season with a torn ACL? Fuck him.

This is pathetic. How old are you dude? You were really that obsessed with Kristaps? Let it go - fuck him and his brother.

Dude, calm down. They did well on the trade and you’re wayyyy too high on KP. It’ll be OK.

1000% this. I still think it’s a doll.

Groooooaaaaaannnnnnn.

So this guy must have a huge dick too, right? Shocking!