This gif never stops giving.

$40.

Lord David Brooks is the Grand High Apologist for that.

*falls the fuck out*

I gave you some support...in a timbre that sounds appropriate to the instant conversation and company.

Ambien will make you cook (some sort of egg dish) in the middle of the night on a gas stove.

This was such a damn good year. Especially summer of 91.

She could at any point have obtained a divorce. She chose to traffic birther nonsense. Let’s not let the plastic tits and white skin make her pure.

*dead* [heh] at you bringing Shelly Miscavige into this.

IF she wants to stay, that’s what she’ll have to do to get peace from coons. I do think think she needs to start withholding and move on. Too many landlords don’t have enough $$$ to be landlords.

Constructive eviction.

Matt and his #notallyt can get some too.

Commenter, “Hil—”

In case they didn’t hear you:

You’ve upgraded from Suge to Thanos!!

You think he was tomato-face???

Before Gawker finally imploded, there was a noxious commenter named AlvinGreeneDream who was a Bernie-or-Buster.

Jack in the Crack will kill you.

Bleeding the Beast.

Came in here for this.