There was a time when local kids would throw rocks at white gentrifiers. Now I know why.

There is also the fishbowl syndrome. People - who mean well - are always WATCHING you. Always on you.

You spelled “bail” wrong.

I used to have a Disco Mickey Mouse record. To your dad, Kenny was like Duplo.

This dude was a [filthy rich Scrooge McDuck vault-divin] punchline when I was a teenager.

It’s background music for ironing and hanging the clothes you wear in the walk-in master closet of your house in Upper Marlboro, from which you ride the Orange Line from New Carrollton to your job as a GS-11 in L’Enfant Plaza.

Eddie had me doing standup in the kitchen for my mother. I seriously had a phase where I wanted to be a comedian.

I love it!!!! I found a Mumford sweatshirt and damn near bought it.

I stopped watching Transformers when they killed Optimus. I don’t acknowledge his successor.

Kanye wouldn’t have married a Kimba.

Whoever called that in just lied to get them arrested.

Born in 76 and saw both of them when they came out.

I was expecting a tour out of that. In fact, I assumed that the miniseries was the precursor to a reunion tour.

Much respect to your Uncle Junior.

THIS right here. His mother wasn’t just basking in privilege, she displayed animosity towards HIM while wearing that shirt and dragging that cop into it.

This is vile.

No. No license for racism and abuse. Those black babies have enough poison.

That passage jumped out at me too.

Needs more yyeeeaaah and glasses.

He is broke because he is a Nazi. This is the consequence of being odious.