Lol you tried I guess

Mark Consuelos is seriously hot. I would not be mad at him if he ignored me afterwards, promise.

I, for one, have no qualms with thinking of Mark Consuelos in the boom-boom room.

That’s going to make for a really, really awkward workplace discussion when Bannon sends him to the camps.

Married for 11 years, with my now husband for 19 years (I’m 34—and no I don’t live in Arkansas and yes, it was bizarro to my family/friends too, to have stayed together from 8th grade till now—but bizarre in a good/surprising way?)—is it always smooth sailing? Fuck no. Some one’s hangry, tired, posting on Jezebel when…

Plus, it’s less hassle to call 911 from a land line.

Of the 18-and-counting Beyonce posts on Jez today, this is the only one I give a single solitary fuck for.

I don’t even like Dr. Phil and never have but this incessant need to explain things through some type of insulting lens is getting old. She said one thing, he said ‘ok’ and that was it.

I like that you made her name a verb... see also: to KellyAnne or to Conway. :)

It wouldn’t be Boston if people liked the colored guy.

I am grey and may forever well be, but I am going to make this post anyway, because my beloved (and i do mean beloved) grandmother died friday morning at the age of 94 and i am packing to go to her hometown to her services.... i was her POA and lots of other stuff blah blah blah but in the aftermath of her dying, a…

Christy has been married at least as many times as he has and is apparently kind of a pain in her own right. This might be a pretty equal pairing.

I almost had a panic attack:

This was last year’s speech for the same award:

Her waist circumference looks the same in both pictures, though. She might have lost more, but those 2 pics in particular don’t make it look so.

I hate this guy. I hate him in a way I’ve never hated a politician before.

Why can’t you?

Don’t be too hard on yourself, and do keep going. this itself is not worth so much strain and hardship. It seems to me that’s part of a much larger picture of difficulty — and trust me, this whole student-loan thing is a fiasco. But it’s not worth your life — it really isn’t.

You tell them the law, you threaten them with the legal action — and they’ll comply. I know it’s scary, but it’s a consumer protection that’s your right. :)

@bilsongirl: Low mortgage rates = high prices. Here's why. Mortgage rates are effectively zero right now which means people can borrow large principals, so prices are high.