Well, to be fair, theyre not his originals

“She kept it because it was so comically large.”

Ah yes, thats TOTALLY why she kept it. Because it was so “comically” large. Ha ha. “Look how big this penis is” she said, stifling laughter. “So funny! I’ll be sure to keep this photo around for late nights when im feeling lonely and need a good laugh. And definitely for…

Yeah, the government would have preferred they throw her in prison for possession of child pornography instead

The REAL issue here, is that we need to stop treating the creation of new life as a right, and start treating it as a privilege. You have to be licensed to drive a car, or own an exotic pet. Why dont you have to be licensed to raise a child?

“Outlast, for example, has a section where the male character is nude, strapped to a table, and their penis is visibly shown and nearly mutilated. It’s not sexual, though, a key distinction with Yandere Simulator.”

Ah, well, as long as its not SEXUAL! Feel free to mutilate as many sex organs as you want!

I thought Asylum was a much tighter, more atmospheric, and overall better experience than Arkham City. The whole “open world” route always just adds so much padding and needless collectible gathering. Origins was boring as HELL though, couldnt even bother finishing it. And Knight is apparently unplayable.

Why does any normal person still live or work in Detroit?

Isnt criticizing a fat guy for “fat shaming” a bit like calling a black guy racist for using the N-word?

Heres a hint: if you have to explain to everyone else why a word is offensive, youre the only person who was actually offended.

Mong is a common British term for a stupid or goofy person.

As a Jew, i find Quentin Tarantino’s use of “ghetto” DOUBLY offensive. Thats OUR word!

“He is (buzzword alert) the personification of White Male Privilege™.”

Damn. I didnt even know he was Jewish!

Well heres the thing: he got richer and more famous, while you only got older and more unattractive. It really wouldnt be FAIR to expect him to date people like you, now would it?

No you wouldnt. Just like you wouldnt and DIDNT punch any of those boys who made fun of you. You would just stand there and take it in silence, and then go home and cry. Just like Lady Gaga probably did.

He can laugh at anything he wants. Including things that arent Lady Gaga, which is probably what he was doing. Do you really think he gives one crap about her totally nonexistent “acting” career? Come on.

Just because theyre wearing the uniform, does not mean they are legally “impersonating” military personnel. It’s a COSTUME. Do you think thousands and thousands of Halloween celebrators and male strippers are going to be arrested for “impersonating an officer”? You only get in trouble if you actively try to deceive…

Um...i dont think he was implying that “wage slaves” dont work their asses off, but rather, that theres absolutely no reason these multimillion dollar corporations cant afford to hire an extra couple of people per store to make sure theyre selling the correct and working product.

Ohhhh, this explains everything. I just ordered a block of wood with a dick drawn on it but when i opened the box all that was inside was some shitty video game console. Do you think theyll do an exchange?