Holy shit!

That’s fine, he doesn’t know Latin either.

I can’t wait until she hit middle age and tries eating 40 bananas a day. We’ll harness her to be our new space shuttle system with all the shit that’ll rocket out of her.

It’s so common that the FDA has very detailed regulations about how many insect parts are legally allowed in your food. Spoiler alert: it’s more than you want!

My dream is to die and be skeletonized by cats.

Please, please cover the people on freelee’s forum, that ask if they’re healthy now that they vomit uncontrollably and have ceased menstruating.

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Holy shit she is unfunny. She is the exact polar opposite of funny. Boorish? Yes.

I heard we all unwittingly eat parts of insects because they are crushed while vegetables are transported and prepared.

Can you not?

Arbour would probably take you up on that if she could find a willing opponent. That basic is as thirsty as fuck...

Ew.

Did you know there is no such thing as a true vegan? Even vegans eat animals. In fact, vegans and vegetarians eat a lot of animals. Possibly more than omnivores do.

My uncle the orthopedic surgeon used to call them killer cycles ... and my friend had her life turned upside-down and permanently changed after a horrible accident that occurred when she was riding a motorcycle at a safe 20mph or so in city traffic and got hit by a taxi.

The sad (yet unsurprising) truth is that drivers who hit and kill cyclists are rarely punished in any real, tangible way.

In terms of people hitting animals, i can raise you one.

This asshole driving 100 MPH black out drunk in my neighborhood, who slammed into a stopped car so hard he decpitated the driver, for 1 year in jail. Because the driver had THC in his system. The basically blamed the guy for his own death. So this guy probably won't get shit.

I have hit wild animals a few times in my life (I drive past a long stretch of woods on my way to and from work, so there are often woodland creatures crossing the road), and every single time I have been a total mess afterwards, because even though I know perfectly well that I did everything in my power not to run…

The sad (yet unsurprising) truth is that drivers who hit and kill cyclists are rarely punished in any real, tangible way. The charges are often minor and result in suspended licenses or fines of less than $1,000. A driver in Ohio got off scot-free after he struck a group of five cyclists last year, killing two. His…

He’s “44" like I’m 44. In that I’m 49.