Hey hey hey, now. For all intents and purposes, that pyramid scheme piece was way too fucking long and poorly edited, but at least it ended on a reflective note touching on the lack of family friendly employment options for moderately educated, white woman.

I’ll take unnecessarily angry responses for 600, Alex!

I think if beauty standards were on par with what was around in Paleolithic times, I’d agree. The crossroads comes (mainly for women, but also for some guys) when you incorporate modern beauty standards but still try to use evolutionary cleaning methods.

The combination of smog/ pollution, sun damage, make-up products,…

I love me some pup smugglers.

imagine being a woman five feet and three inches tall, literally with the last name of little, and having the sheer brass to say, ‘sure, why not tackle the largest instrument in the orchestra’

I love that this story is on Jez. I was performing on stage with her on Sunday. I didn’t know her personally, but by all reports she was an awesome woman and will be dearly missed.

How many times did people rewrite their card because they had ‘an even better idea’

I’d like to know what this even is, and who it’s for.

after which the Blue Jays Texan manager picks up a near certain suspension for returning after ejection

Bautista’s got a decent chin.

The irony of a bunch of Texans chanting “USA” in support of a bunch of Latinos

That makes two of us, marcus

And he was going back to Odor before Beltre bearhugged him to try to stop the fighting

I didn’t even think of that. Staying on your feet after a punch like that - badass! lol

Chanting U-S-A while a Venezuelan playing for Texas fights a Dominican playing for Toronto is the new apple pie.

And somehow he stayed on his feet.

Bautista got ROCKED with that punch, but it was worth it. Love that all these months later, he’s STILL pissing off the Rangers SO much, LOL. Crazy game.

Yeah, it used to be just colcannon and nicking the lead off the roofs but since the 1960s you never know what will happen. You know, because this was exactly what the IRA used to do. I’m not even British and even I know this stuff is old hat, especially for Mancunians.