Right like... I am a “curvy” girl. I am friends with a lot of gay men... and I am not this girl? Then again, I am also friends with a lot of “skinny bitches” and I don’t bitch about how they’re skinny and I’m not... and they’re not friends with me because of what my body looks like? -__-

Legit response. It’s still a hilarious photo. I particularly like how she looks like an angry child.

Are good songs ever discussed on Jezebel? This place has the refined tastes of middle school children.

I know she’s legal and her baby face isn’t her fault, but damnit if this doesn’t look like a father daughter situation.

I am in the same boat, admittedly I am not in the video or picture editing business.

I’m pretty sure that no human after a certain age has attractive knees, and that age is birth. Knees are ugly. But dude knees certainly aren’t superior.

Oh come on, if your friend was making out with Orlando Bloom at the bar you’d probably just a little bit jazzed

No, but she’s like 23 and he’s like... what? 40??? It’s enough of an age gap that it’s fair to give some side-eye.

I have to admit if I saw them walking around I’d be like — oh look some grown-ass creep is dating a teenager. This world we live in! I know she’s not a teen.

😒

I did not go to high school with this girl.

Me too. I’ve just decided to accept that “photoshop” is a verb now and moved on.

Although the fact that slimming a person down in video (while DANCING no less) is an incredible amount of work does make me think even more that this is a stunt. If all they want is a skinny model for video they make you wear shapewear and…

It’s making me cringe every time I read that word, thank you.

Photoshop is not a video editing program, Meghan.

Birth control? Look at that back seat! JUST LOOK AT IT!!!

Sure, but this whole article is about the alarm. That’s another thing you miss out on without the wrist-worn ones.

I wish I could use this type of tracker, but my skin breaks out terribly if I do so I use a FitBit but the kind that hangs on your belt loop. :( Just not the same...

I don’t really know or care about Justin Bieber, just commenting on the hilarity of Christian tattoos.

I have moles on my face bigger than that.

It’s funny how “Christians” get gaudy Jesus tattoos when the same book of the Bible that justifies their homophobia also calls tattoos an abomination.