I work at a place with a high number of immigrants from a country where it is customary to chew loudly, with your mouth open, smacking your lips and chomping away, because that is how you demonstrate that you are enjoying the food. It is difficult to eat with any of them because even though we cover that in our…

When I first moved to Québec City with my brand new French, I got a job in a café just so that I would have to use my nervously-minted français every day. QC gets a lot of tourists in the summer, especially in the old city where I was working, and a lot of said tourists are American. If I had a dollar for every…

This is a mild example, but today at my coffee shop some teenage kid made a scarily loud noise as he was exiting the store—who knows why; idiocy probably—that turned every head in the mostly full cafe. I was making drinks at the time, and a customer waiting just on the other side of the bar started going on and on…

Many years ago, a couple buddies and I worked at a Dunkin’ Donuts on a high traffic tourist beach. We managed to survive the summer mostly intact, but it had still been full of asshole customers.

I hate to break it to you, but it’s fine to use “whisper” in that way.

i was waiting to hear about the dead bugs falling out of the light fixture into his food/coffee/hair and the ensuing complaints. slightly disappointed that nothing worse than a scolding happened.

“how am i supposed to eat my french fries?”

Not necessarily BCO related, but I HATE super soakers. I happened to be walking down a street & some asses thought it would be funny to shoot me on the right side of my face, near the eye/temple area. I just kept walking because I didn’t want to engage them in any way/shape/form. A week later, I had a grey curtain…

That is at once the dumbest and grossest thing I have ever read. Just why are men like Billy Christian so fucking obsessed with the idea of gay sex? I mean they can’t all be self-loathing closet cases, can they?

Not a single woman rolling in on those gurneys looked happy or carefree or satisfied with their choice.

Concurring with SugarHill, later term abortions require removal of the fetus and then essentially putting it back together to ensure nothing is left inside the uterus because it can cause bleeding and infections. Intact dilation and extractions require some pretty gruesome techniques if you're squeamish that…

Unfair comparison. Ralph Wiggum is an adorable human version of that dumb dog you can't help but love.

Sounds like what my mom said about her abortion: Best decision of her life.

A different dude I dated said he was waiting to have sex until he got married. When I asked what was that meant to him everything except P-I-V was ok. Like, ok hypocrite.

I allowed a medical student to sit in on my abortion. I figured someone should benefit from that horrible ordeal (I'm referring to the unwanted pregnancy that almost killed me, and not the abortion, when I say "horrible ordeal"). But they explicitly asked if I was alright with her being in the room.

That said, I've actu…

I'm sorry, but the only way Chucky Boy saw an abortion performed, and wasn't there as a participant, is if he was the father. Maybe that's who his "med school friend" was, a girlfriend he knocked up and then went with her when she had the abortion. Not many clinics or doctors allow this, but there are a few.

And then I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me!

Hell, I had an abortion once and I can't say that I saw an abortion.

Later term (16-20 week) abortions do "look" unpleasant. So does open heart surgery. So does a guy coming into the ER from a motorcycle wreck. So what?

Synopsis: "She slut-shamed other women and then acted like a slut herself, so now I can slut-shame her!!!" Guy needs to sit down, shut up, and MYOB.