$3100 left and counting. I hate debt so much I may never buy a house. Stay lean and mean and stock the savings.

I fucking love you 

And Aunt Becky

So I qualify (aside from being so white you can see me from space and that I was never cool - like ever).

The struggle is REAL

What happened with the VW?

I always wondered about these commercials. Like dude didn’t pay cash so....

I’m sad to say he will not only NOT be impeached but will win a second term.

As for privacy concerns...if you’re fucking dumb enough to put microphones in  your house you deserve all that you get.

Having no car payments = winning at life.

I don’t hate the holidays but its horribly lonely. I climb the walls this time of year.

With you 100%. As someone who’s life is defined by these films I never picked them apart. Some do and thats OK, but the internet has soured me on movies I otherwise liked and accepted for what they are.

I’m going to fucking cry. I know it. The trailer makes me want to cry.

If you’ve ever owned an Audi you know they are good vehicles but once they start breaking down its fucking hilariously expensive and somewhat maddening as they are loaded with VW parts but the rings mean the cost tripled.

My standards are already low. No can do on the 2nd suggestion.

She is fucking rad.

100% correct

I want to live in a reality where one can just decide to have tons of sex and then actually have it.

I had the same Jetta and a MKV GTI and both were amazing cars for me. My Ford Fiesta is another story. 62k on the clock and have gone through:

As a former employee, I can tell you their Christmas parties are fantastic.